jmbernz's Joke Time~

[jmbernz]

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A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"

[jmbernz]

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."

[joeyx2000]

cool

[psyd_1]

hahahahaha...

[Khabz02]

hahahaha

[emokidstuff]

nice

[WinFlo]

sus, maryosep! pagkabadlongon bayang banaha uy.

[WinFlo]

arruuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyy. kaluoy, salisihan diay pirmi. hahaha

[euphoria]

wais... nyahahah

[wilner]

atik! :mrgreen: mag patupi hahahha nice heheheh maro sad