Bad english :-) lol

[angel_brey]

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Hello guys! Share ta diri sa mga ENGLISH words or phrases you or your friends have used na dili mao kay wrong grammar or wrong word used lang gyud! Kanang funny ba for people who know what the word really is pero nasayup lang sad gyud sila ug gamit ug unsay ilang sultihun. (Dili man gyud na nato malikayan, dili bya ta perfect!)

EXAMPLE:

"Mga FIRM and PROPER bya ta!" ----- >>> PRIM & PROPER

"Maam, mu ari lang ko nimo every other day ha. Ako lang e INTERNET."
(ALTERNATE iya pasabot! Alternate days, every other day.)

Mag uyab nag away. Ang BF nisulti: "Unya babe, unsa may INSURANCE nako na dili gyud ka mag binuang nako?" ----->>> ASSURANCE iya pasabot!

Waitress ni duol sa customer: "Maam, may I take your orders?"
Customer: "Yes, 1 sinigang na baboy and 1 rice and 1 ice tea."
Waitress: "FLAIN RICE or GARLEC RICE?" ---->>> PLAIN RICE or GARLIC RICE sad tawn uy! Hehhe

Cge go sago! Shoot!

No offense ni sa mga naigo or maigo ha! Also a way para ma aware sad ta sa right words bah. Better know than be ignorant di ba?

[twistedANGEL25]

I was a crew at one of the fastfood chains here in Cebu way back 2002...I asked the customer :

Me:"Maam is this for dine in or take out?"
Customer:"No,Taken Away!"


Toinks!!!!

[angel_brey]

I was a crew at one of the fastfood chains here in Cebu way back 2002...I asked the customer :

Me:"Maam is this for dine in or take out?"
Customer:"No,Taken Away!"


Toinks!!!!

Girl, basin dili to sya gyud kahibaw mag ENGLISH! Like basin JAPANESE to siya or KOREAN ba kaha! Waaaaah LOL ehhehe

[twistedANGEL25]

Girl, basin dili to sya gyud kahibaw mag ENGLISH! Like basin JAPANESE to siya or KOREAN ba kaha! Waaaaah LOL ehhehe

Mao sad!Hahaha.

Naa pa gyud lain...Akong kauban sauna pud.

Cutomer: "Dong,number 2 lang ako,the SO(special order) without cheese."
Him:" Ma'am how about number 1 meal na lang?Without cheese na siya then mas cheaper pa."
Customer: "Dili lage dong,number two SO without cheese!"

HAR har har har!

Intawn,ga rigor ang utok sa akong kauban,ang gi buhat sa amung PC kay iya na lang gi putos ang burger sa kadtong meal number two.

Hehehehe.

[angel_brey]

Mao sad!Hahaha.

Naa pa gyud lain...Akong kauban sauna pud.

Cutomer: "Dong,number 2 lang ako,the SO(special order) without cheese."
Him:" Ma'am how about number 1 meal na lang?Without cheese na siya then mas cheaper pa."
Customer: "Dili lage dong,number two SO without cheese!"

HAR har har har!

Intawn,ga rigor ang utok sa akong kauban,ang gi buhat sa amung PC kay iya na lang gi putos ang burger sa kadtong meal number two.

Hehehehe.

BOINX! hahhaha

naa gyud tao nga ingun ana noh na mu insist ba na kana! Naa man unta mas sayun, lisulisurun pa gyud ta! hehehe

[xbox]

It doesnt matter of the grammar as long as the message is understood.
~manny pacquiao

[angel_brey]

It doesnt matter of the grammar as long as the message is understood.
~manny pacquiao

LOLs... but mind you, maayo na baya kaayo sya mag english karun! Si mommy D maoy tumpak kaayo in terms of english! ehhehe

[angel_brey]

Kani..

Interviewer: "Among the other Sexy actresses, what do you think is your edge?"
(Ang iya pasabot, unsa may nakapalabaw nimo compared sa other sexy actresses out there.)

Actress: "Edge....edad?"
(EDGE and AGE....diba lahi ra man? LOLs)

Di ko sure ha but I think si Keanna ni siya!

[emagz]

I was a crew at one of the fastfood chains here in Cebu way back 2002...I asked the customer :

Me:"Maam is this for dine in or take out?"
Customer:"No,Taken Away!"


Toinks!!!!

hahahaha ka toinks dyud!!!!!!!!!!!

[want2binvolve]

I was a crew at one of the fastfood chains here in Cebu way back 2002...I asked the customer :

Me:"Maam is this for dine in or take out?"
Customer:"No,Taken Away!"


Toinks!!!!

sa singapore baya kai take away or having here ila dili dine in or take out... mkatawa mn gai ko sa una but mao dyud ila... mao nai iask sa crew kun muorder nka.