istoryans,
naka sugat ko aning mga anti-jokes sa internet
"What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline."
from: http://anti-joke.com/popular/anti-joke
examples oh:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Your friend is so gay, he has consensual *** with other men. and enjoys it.
Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"
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12-26-2010, 01:10 PM #1Junior Member
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ANTI-JOKE threads
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12-26-2010, 02:00 PM #2Junior Member
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boy: miss, naa kay rilo? unsai oras nimo?
girl: 2:30. nganu man?
boy: aw, advance ra diay'g 1 minute akoa.
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12-26-2010, 02:16 PM #3
mam: ok class,mag spelling nata.
student: wrong spelling wrong mam?
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12-26-2010, 04:21 PM #4Junior Member
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teban: goliat, mamista ta sa bukid na?
goliat: ay di sa ko teban.
teban: ngano man?
goliat: nabali akong tiil. di ko ka lakaw.
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(in an exam)
boy: miga, pa kopyaha ko answers nimo beh.
girl: ngano gud tawn!?
boy: wa ko ka-tuon. nasunugan mi balay gabie. naapil akong mga notes.
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12-26-2010, 04:29 PM #5Banned User
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amigo: say ininsik sa vetsin?
amiga: ask your mother.
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12-26-2010, 04:39 PM #6Junior Member
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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?
we are both lawyers
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12-27-2010, 10:17 PM #7C.I.A.
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Teacher: get 1 whole sheet of paper
Students: 1 whole mam?
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12-28-2010, 01:27 AM #8super aggreee to this one....
Originally Posted by kit_cebu
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01-07-2011, 04:03 PM #9Newbie
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ahahahahaha... super like... never gets old nga joke... so true...
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