there's a big snake somewhere outside our house!

[epoaxlan]

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most of us here in the philippines patyon gyud kong makakita ug bitin sa balay..threat bya na cla pod kay mamaak man, unlike adto ka sa lain country nga naa man daun mo assist daun nila tawag lng hotline adtoun daun kas balay..diri tawn sa ato abtan tag siyam2x maunhan nalng tas bitin..we are not educated man pod gud how to deal with snakes..

[Blackbeard]

call Samuel L. Jackson to get rid of that mother****ing snake in your mother****ing house.

[Mr. BrokenHearted]

most of us here in the philippines patyon gyud kong makakita ug bitin sa balay..threat bya na cla pod kay mamaak man, unlike adto ka sa lain country nga naa man daun mo assist daun nila tawag lng hotline adtoun daun kas balay..diri tawn sa ato abtan tag siyam2x maunhan nalng tas bitin..we are not educated man pod gud how to deal with snakes..

sakto ka pero not necessarily patyon dayon ang snake eyys maski threat pa na sila they have also the right to live ang pinakamaayong buhaton jud is iturnover sa zoo para maalagaan dun

[jake87]

mr broken: kana ug kamao ka mo dakop..ug na train ka unsaon pag dakop... if ikaw naa sa situation ng atubang mong duha sa bitin unsa imong buhaton? then ni action ug paak ang bitin kay na threat ng tan-aw nimo... hahay... be realistic pd oi!

[etzina]

wala pa jud nakit.an ang snake... wew, ayaw lang mo lalis diri ^^

[herp_doctor]

Lemme dissect this:

most of us here in the philippines patyon gyud kong makakita ug bitin sa balay..threat bya na cla pod kay mamaak man,

DON'T YOU YOURSELF BITE? Think about it...
If you think they bite, because they're "ANIMALS", and provided they don't have better intellect or judgement. How much more you, as a intellectual primate. And i bet you also scratch, kick & whatelse other animals do too... right?

YES, they bite because they have TEETH & MOUTH, just like us all animals. Just like what my buddy here told me (Quote visaya): "Mamaak man gani ang lamok walay baba ug si Tyson nga naay buot, bitin na ba nuon..."

And even a bigger YES, humans are way much more a bloody threat to them than they are to us.

unlike adto ka sa lain country nga naa man daun mo assist daun nila tawag lng hotline adtoun daun kas balay..diri tawn sa ato abtan tag siyam2x maunhan nalng tas bitin

You're so quick to judge. Have you ever tried calling your local fire dept.? Or Animal control? I bet you haven't... I assume the local emergency hotline here in the Phils. & as well as Cebu City are 112 & 116, right. You can ask them help & report the snake (or even whatever exotic animals there are). Then they can call the proper authorities to handle the situation.

..we are not educated man pod gud how to deal with snakes..

You are now...


Well then, furthermore...

The problem with them snakes are unlike us bloody HUMANS, they don't go out of their bloody way to go harm anything or anyone else. They only bite, strike or attack if they're provoked, cornered, injured, or hunting. And i'm 100% bloody sure that you or anyone here is in their bloody menu.

So then, there you go... Now you blokes & shielas here educated about them herps.

Cheers to all!

[herp_doctor]

Addendum:

Here's the TS's PM and my reply to her. I'll post this here so that everybody reading this thread would know why they're there and what these herp's purpose in our society are for. And this is for everybody's education & information.


From Etzina (the TS):

hi kuya, i was referred by our fellow istoryans to send you a message regarding a big snake our helper found outside our house. didto sya sa may storage room but pag abot sa uban mga kaila namo na lalaki diri sa balay para patabang unta, nawala naman. they cleared out the storage room na pero wala jud. naa hole didto sa floor so we believe didto to niagi. pero amo concern karon is basin mugawas to balik. tua raba ako mga doggies unsa best thing to do? maybe we missed something out, kung asa sya possible magtago...

My Reply:

Hi Etzina,

How big is the snake you supposedly found? Would you consider it a danger to you and your "doggies" because you're scared of it, or because of something else?

Consider these thoughts:

1.) The snake outside your house you found & hiding in the hole inside the storage room could be doing you and everyone there a really BIG favor by preying on all those bloody cat-sized rats that i believe ran abound your place. And during this rainy season, a very nasty & extremely deadly efficient bugs called Rabies & Leptospirosis, which by the way are both bloody incurable, are inherently even more present and carried by these bloody rodents, such as those cat-sized rats. Now these rats spread these disease by its saliva & urine. The Rabies is transfered by bites, while the Leptospirosis which is water-borne, carried by flood & rain into the pores of your feet & legs. Would you like to have these bloody nasty viruses afflict you instead and let your place be crawling with all these bloody vermits who carries these incurable and totally fatal viruses? Or would you rather give them the run for their bloody lives to them snakes who feeds on them bloody rats?

2.)You are not a natural prey to the snake, and so are your dogs. You're too big to be bloody eaten by the snake. And your "doggies" aren't it's natural diet, so i believe they're probably safe too. As a matter of fact, the bloody dogs themselves are even more dangerous to the snake. Rather than the other way 'round.

3.)If you let the snake be, it will not go out of its way to bite or harm you or your "doggies". It will only strike if provoked, cornered or injured. And once again, i believe this snake is harmless. Aside from its bite, would inflict a rather bloody painful bite and a fair amount of mechanical injury, they themselves are non-venomous. The worst you can get is a couple of stitches and a tetanus shot, if your bitten by the snake. However, the bites or just even the urine of them cat-sized rats, on the other hand, would be quite the opposite. Probably a very long and bloody painful death, either from Rabies (which snakes nor any other reptiles don't have; only mammals have them, such as rodents); or from contaminated water by Leptospirosis. Choose your bloody poison, dearie...

4.) Don't mind the snake, don't think about it. Or rather, welcome it as a co-inhabitor of your place. Protecting you & everyone else from all those bloody pests & diseases.

Now, you asked me if you missed something out. These are the bloody facts that you missed out. The facts that you haven't considered the side of the herp that's trying to do its bloody job as a mobile pest-control unit. These are the BEST pests & rodent control, even better than industrial & commercially available Racumin poison. They're extremely efficient, works for free, and environmentally-friendly too (no puns intended).

You're lucky to have snakes in your place. It means that your place is probably rat-free.
Get rid of these snake(s), and for sure the bloody cat-sized rodents with their bloody diseases would come marching back in.

I strongly consider you these thoughts ma'am. Thanks for your inquiry.

Have a great night.


Cheers!!!

Again... Now you know.

Cheers everyone!!!

[AbsoluteWilkins]

wala pa jud nakit.an ang snake... wew, ayaw lang mo lalis diri ^^

maojud ayaw mo paglalis para tungod lang sa bitin maglalis namo hahahaha peace mo mga bro

[Moongoddess28]

kamusta n man bro?? okie na?

[messy_babycate]

my sis experienced this... mga around 1am to...pading siya sa CR...we thought nagdaman ra siya but then tinuod jud... amo gitawag amo neighbor nga garaon! dah! nadakpan! iya man to gipatay... not our fault...amo ra siya gisugo nga dakpon!