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    Default Night Shift


    A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom.
    He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep.

    Not to be denied, the ho#NY husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried down-stairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

    How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"

    "Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for a while"

    Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom.

    "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"

    The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now"

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    Quote Originally Posted by luisyntaneca View Post
    A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom.
    He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep.

    Not to be denied, the ho#NY husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Afterward, as he hurried down-stairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

    How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"

    "Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for a while"

    Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom.

    "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"

    The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now"

    bwahahahaahhahaahhahahah

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    amew......lol

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    sharo nman sad hahaha murag mani ug american pie..stifler rocks

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    wahahahaha! cool!

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    Quote Originally Posted by batang_bronse View Post
    sharo nman sad hahaha murag mani ug american pie..stifler rocks
    bye...bye its american pie....LOLz

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    Quote Originally Posted by luisyntaneca View Post
    bye...bye its american pie....LOLz
    hehehe..^^

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    hahahaha...... lingaw lagi ni...

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    unsaon nalang kung matinuod...hahahahaha

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    sakto jus murag american pie... hahaha

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