Discuss what you think about them here.
Jejemon:
- Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.
CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!
- Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.
- Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
On AIM or YM:
miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!
You: Huh?
miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!
You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated r*tard!
miszMaldiTahh111: T_T
Jejemonism:
- a severe typing disorder where the affected person adds more characters than the word's normal spelling. Studies show that jejemons (people with Jejemonism) can double or triple the word's length by adding consonants or vowels with identical sounds such as "acqouh" wherein "cq" is used instead of "k" and "ouh" for "o".
- the syndrome of typing in sticky caps,wrong grammar and adding unnecessary letters.
- an active and malignant disease that cannot be cured or adequately treated and that is reasonably expected to result in the death of the jejemon."
Levels of JEJEMONISM:
Mild - eow pU..MxTa pu? jejeje
Moderate- eOw pfOw,, Na M1Sz pfOu qTah! mWahXz!
Severe - 3Ow pfU!,..aN3U pfOW gW4 n3O? tX tX nUa lHarN sZa mEna GziNg pFa!
TERMINAL JEJENISM - ``3Ow pf0U m3N4 p!p0L! nUa M1Xz k0 pF0u K30 nU4n z0bR4! wUaCk k30nG M3k A4Ng4Sz sXa b0SzX nu4 tuLad kW0 ``
Jejemon and Jejemonism
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