The difference between work and prison:
IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK.....You spend most of your time in 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...You get three meals a day.
AT WORK.....You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.....You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.
IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...You get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....You have to share.
IN PRISON...They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK.....You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.....They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON...You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK.....You get fired if you get caught.
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04-21-2010, 06:55 PM #1Senior Member
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The difference between work and prison:
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04-21-2010, 06:59 PM #2Senior Member
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Which is better kaha?...
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04-21-2010, 08:50 PM #3Elite Member
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prison for sure.... pro di sa pinas sa prison... sa us or sa europe....
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04-21-2010, 08:52 PM #4C.I.A.
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Originally Posted by luisyntaneca
para nimo, unsa kaha?
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04-21-2010, 09:56 PM #5Senior Member
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bitaw! bitaw! Originally Posted by balolot
ayaw lang dire sa pinas, kay ang prisohan na good for 10 peeps ang cell, 50 ang maigo! (exag ra tingale, pero you get the idea!)
sus me.. luoy tawn kaayo dire na prisohan oi!
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04-22-2010, 02:33 AM #6C.I.A.
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another difference:
FREEDOM
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04-22-2010, 05:44 PM #7Senior Member
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I prefer sa work kay dili man ni aplicable sa pinas...patay ang prisoner diri... Originally Posted by junmar4
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04-22-2010, 06:01 PM #8C.I.A.
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If applicable in the Philippines, you prefer being in PRISON?
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04-23-2010, 04:35 PM #9Senior Member
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priso nalang ko... hehehe joke lang!
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04-23-2010, 06:02 PM #10Senior Member
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haahahaha...better jud ang lyf sa prisoner sa ilaha...dignity ra ang paet....
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