bisaya jokes...

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Masahista nga bisdak:may usa ka taga-maynila na businessman na nagtungo sa isang club ni richard sa bantayan island...
bisayang masahista:Gud evening sir!,anong gusto nyo sir?, MODIRIT or SUP?,
businessman: anong MODIRIT o SUP!...
bisayang masahista: MODIRITso na ba o SUPsupan na!!!

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INDAY
MC: Unsa'y kantahon nimo, Miss?
Contestant: Inday.
MC: Inday? Wala may kanta nga "Inday."
Contestant: Naa uy! Katong kang Whitney Houston'g kanta ba nga "INDAAAAY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU."

[WengIA]

hihihi..ambit2 mo sa inyong jokes ...kay fail ang TS..

[WengIA]

INDAY
MC: Unsa'y kantahon nimo, Miss?
Contestant: Inday.
MC: Inday? Wala may kanta nga "Inday."
Contestant: Naa uy! Katong kang Whitney Houston'g kanta ba nga "INDAAAAY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU."

ahihihihi..lawgawa oi

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Asawa_kung pi$otBANA: day kon unsay mahitabo ning operasyun ayaw

psagdi ang atong mga anak HA!!!! I Luv U day.....


WiFE: Hilom diha, ka OA ba nimu!!!!!
way namatay anang patuLi uy!!!Pi$ot...

[nadine eidloth]

MC: unsa kantahon nimo ?
contestant no. 1: dahong laya
mc: unsa kantahon nimo?
contestant no.2: fallen leaves
mc: ikaw unsa man sad kantahon nimo?
contestant no.3: manilhig nalang ko pirte na daghana sagbot......

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naa pud ko lain o... sa contestants pud ni xa...

Beauty pageant

Host: What is your best feature?
contestant: (ngisi, tan-aw sa audience, confidence kaayo) My paborit isssssssssssssss my graduation piture.
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Host: what was the first gift you gave to your girlfriend? You can speak in Bisaya.
Male contestant: aw tenk yu ..ang una nakong gip niya is hmmmmmmm taptoy!
Host: What is a taptoy?
Male contestant: Taptoy gud nga tedi bird.
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Host: how would you like me to address you?
Contestant: hehehhe (ngisi kay sayon ang una nga question) aw hehehhe akong adres is Ma-a Davao City! Madayaw!
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Host: What is your ideal age for marriage?
contestant: aaah..hmmmmmm dili ko sure.
Host: oh ok..sige pananglitan ikaw...more or less.
Contestant: ah sige uhmmmmmm (mga tawo syagit ug pakpak) ok sige sige na..Less, Less, yes, less. bisaya joke, bisaya jokes, binisaya, bisdak
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HOst: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: (excited kaayo) Yes maam, hehehhe i want to be a successful medicine.
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Host: What is your typical day!
Contestant: (tan-aw sa audience, ginerbyos pero ngisi japun kay nasayunan sa question) Saturday maam. Dats ol tenk yu.
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Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant: (tubag dayon and confident) bilib it or not si Melanie Marquez...(audience pakpak tawon Boooo) bisaya jokes, bisaya joke, bisdak
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Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?
Contestant: dats bery gud question, kip it up. tenk yu. (nikaway tapos talikod diretso back stage)
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Host: What is your edge ove the other contestants?
Contestant: uhmm my edge .....23 year old..(tan-aw sa audience ug ngisi ug dako)
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Host: describe yout love one in three words.
contestant: oh kaya nako in one word..(syagit mga tawo, pakpak)
Host: ok sige, that's good.
contestant: Sa isa ka word, My layp!....tenk yu.
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Host: What is the biggest problem facing our youth today?
Contestant: Drugs!
Host: Why drugs?
Contestant: mahal na man gud kaayo...(ayy! durugista nga gwapa!)
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[chill_angel25]

payter kaayo ang beauty contest!!

[Dee_Dee]

What do you call a girl with all her teeth in Bohol?


A tourist.

unsa gud ni..

[Dee_Dee]

kaning Beauty pageant..karon rapud ko ani dah..lingaw pud.hehehe

pro mura miss gay ni sya? hehehe