FUNNY ALIBIS - Absent sa School

[0-ngee-ngee]

These are excuse notes from parents
(including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:

"My son is under a doctors care and should not
take P.E. today. Please execute him."
(Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O
kaya n'yo yun?)

"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was
sick and I had her shot."
(Pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka...siyet! Baka
may rabies...)

"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent
on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
(Ah grabe to. Nasa kalindaryo pa ang birthday mo
kung ganon. Hahaha!)

"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating."
(Ano daw?)

"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his
hip
(Hanapin natin! Hahaha!)

"John has been absent because he had two teeth
taken out of his face."
(Bwahahaha! Ganito kasi yan. Kinagat siya ni Lola
sa noo sa gigil. Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng
pustiso niya. Hahaha!!!)

"Megan could not come to school today because
she has been bothered by very close veins."
(Buti pa veins niya. Close sila. Hahahaha!!!)

"Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has
very loose vowels."
(ah.....eh....i.....ow....u....hahahaha!)

"Please excuse Pedro from being absent
yesterday. He had (diahre)(dyrea)(direathe) the shits."
(Nubayan! Multiple choice! Sinabi na kasi LBM na
lang eh. Pasosyal pa kasi).

"Irving was absent yesterday because he missed
his bust."
(So transsexual pala si Irving?)

"Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We
have to attend her funeral.
(Ala eh! Mabuhay ang Patay!! Mayroong Himala!!!)

"Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
He had a cold and could not breed well."
(Stud service ba yung school nya? Baka gremlins
siya).

"Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
gangover."
(Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan
ngayon. Hahaha!)

"Maryann was absent December 11-16, because
she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach.
Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,
her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over.
I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever.
There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
(Hahaha, telenovela... bow! Makuwento siya ha...
o baka kulang lang sa pansin...)

"Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get The Sunday paper off the porch,
and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
(Winner 'to!!!!!!!!!! Ang galing!!!! Puwede rin kaya
sa office ito? Hahahaha!)

[amnesia]

nyahahaha! nahan au ko atong the sh*ts! multiple choice au! hehehehe

[Hackerz]

LMAO

"Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We
have to attend her funeral.
(Ala eh! Mabuhay ang Patay!! Mayroong Himala!!!)

[kit_cebu]

[I]
"Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get The Sunday paper off the porch,
and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
(Winner 'to!!!!!!!!!! Ang galing!!!! Puwede rin kaya
sa office ito? Hahahaha!)

aylabet!!!! hahahahahahahhahahaha

[kershey]

kuyawan ko ma preso ang teacher atong" please execute him"

[kamatuoran]

kani bro tinuod jud ni hitabo, naa ko classmate na hawod ka kiat cge lang cut class sus one time nabanggaan bitaw na cya ug taxi diha colon nya hadlok man cya madala ospital n siguro hadlok sakpan parents na ni cutting class, iya gbuhat dagan cya sulod sa metro gaisano daun balik sa school pero late na kau n napa jud samad so dretsu cya clinic. before cya gpauli hapit cya sa amoa room dala iya excuse letter and mao ni suwat nya: "excused me mam, i am late because i bump the car" libuga nuon amo teacher unsa hitabo natawag jud nuon iya parents.

[john_yo]

mora nindot pod to ang LBM dah bwahahaha

nya nindot pod to ang last kay nagpa klaro lang na tabi-an kaau. bwahahaha

[yokyok]

gamit gyd kaau ning LBM nga rason da hehehe...

[treize]

existing thread same with mine..

https://www.istorya.net/forums/humor/...noy-style.html

[emcentricity]

"Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
He had a cold and could not breed well."
(Stud service ba yung school nya? Baka gremlins
siya). ----hhahhahhahahah