Funny Message

[v-heng]

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more pa...lingaw jud ko'g basa...

[chaosticemo]

idola sa mga post dnhe uie.. lingaw kaayu,., makawala jud ug problema or maka lipay sa mga tao matsalam kaayu sa mga ni post,,, igo rako ni read.. ahehhehe nwala ako hilak.. gpulihan ug katwa :P weeh! thx so much!

[recca_]

@ chaos: at least nakacheer up ko nimu... hope ul overcome ur prob. kaya mu yan!

thanks vheng. kamu dinha na ning basa, magparamdam mu kung ganahan mo sa mga funny msg para mabasahan pa sa uban istoryans. hihihi thanks in advance.

[recca_]

Maid: Sir sinong mas yummy? si mam ba o ako?
Sir: Syempre naman ikaw day! bakit?
Maid: Naguguluhan lang po kasi ako eh... sabi kasi ng driver, eh mas
yummy daw talaga si mam!

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A chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar...
Spielberg hit the chinese...
Chinese: why you hit me?
Spielberg: coz you bombed Pearl Harbor, my father died there.
Chinese: but I am chinese not Japanese, stupid!
Spielberg: Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese... all the same!
... chinese punched Spielberg Spielberg: why you hit me too?
Chinese: Thats for the sinking of TITANIC.
Spielberg: but the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, you fool!
Chinese: Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... you are all the same!!

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Bigo ka ba sa luv? eto mga gud partner
Kuba: Mapagkumbaba
Pilay: Hindi ka tatakbuhan
Bulag: walang paki sa looks mo
Pipi: Hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words
Duling: Hindi ka hahayaang mag isa! Shocked

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American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:
American: Use my name 4 times in a sentence!
Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul..

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Biyaya na makukuha sa Gulay:
AMPALAYA, pampapula ng dugo KALABASA pampalinaw ng mata TALONG
pampatirik ng
mata MANI pampatirik ng TALONG. Ay! nalito na ako. Sad

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Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo mo sa 25th Anniversary natin?
Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa...
Wife: Wow! How sweet naman... eh! sa 50th Anniversary natin?
Husband: Susunduin na kita!

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Quote for the Day
Ang Buhay ay parang bato
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It's Hard.

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A Husband came home 4AM and saw his wife in bed with another man
His wife shouted at him,
"Where have you been?"
Husband: "Who is that man?!?"
Wife: "Grabe ka! Dont change the topic!!"

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Ellen: eto nga ung joke: sa story of adam and eve... sbi ng ibang
lahi... definitely daw hindi pinoy si eba at adan...dahil kung pinoy
daw, hindi nun kakainin ung apple...ahas daw ang kakainin ng pinoy!

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Pasikatan ng Graduates
UP: Many past president graduated from our school; Roxas, Quirino,
Laurel,
Garcia and Marcos, just to name a few
Ateneo: That's nothing, a number of Ateneo graduates became national
heroes:
Jose Rizal, Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, Gen. Antonio Luna, Evelio Javier
and many others.
La Salle: Wala yan! Talo yan sa mga Graduates namin!
UP and Ateneo: Bakit? sino ba ang graduates nyo?
La Salle: Aba marami kaming sikat na graduates: si Gary Valenciano,
Dindong
Avanzado, Ogie Alcasid at Monsour Del Rosario

[sherwinzae]

hehe.... nice...

[recca_]

thansk sherwin.

[nadine eidloth]

Doctor: Misis, patay na imo bana. I'm sorry
Pasyente: (nagtinga) buhi pa koooooooooooooooooooo!
Asawa: Hoi Ayaw pagbuot oi! Doctor na gud na ang nagsulti! Piyong na Diha!

[whoopz]

Doctor: Misis, patay na imo bana. I'm sorry
Pasyente: (nagtinga) buhi pa koooooooooooooooooooo!
Asawa: Hoi Ayaw pagbuot oi! Doctor na gud na ang nagsulti! Piyong na Diha!

bwahahaha... ataya, mura kog buang diri nagkatawa rako kalit ani.

nice ones also recca.

[recca_]

thank you. up pa para mabasahan sa uban.

[chaosticemo]

>.< nice kayang kaya wuhoO!! >.< lolz!