My next life

[lalee]

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In my next life i want to live backwards
you start out dead and get that out of the way

then you wake up from an old's people home
feeling better everyday.

you get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when
you start work, you get a gold watch
and a party on your first day.

you work for 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement.

you party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you are
ready for high school.

you then go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play.
you have no responsibilities,
you become a baby until
you are born. and then you spend
your last nine months floating
in luxurious spa like conditions
with central heating and room service
and then, VOILA!

you finish off as an orgasm!

i rest my case.

[isprikitiki]

hahahah nndot sad ni daaah!

[Boss SpidoW]

In my next life i want to live backwards
you start out dead and get that out of the way

then you wake up from an old's people home
feeling better everyday.

you get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when
you start work, you get a gold watch
and a party on your first day.

you work for 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement.

you party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you are
ready for high school.

you then go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play.
you have no responsibilities,
you become a baby until
you are born. and then you spend
your last nine months floating
in luxurious spa like conditions
with central heating and room service
and then, VOILA!

you finish off as an orgasm!

i rest my case.

the curious case of benjamin button?

[linkinmark090791]

the curious case of benjamin button?

i was gonna say that too. the only difference is that, i don't think that Benjamin became an orgasm. lol

[lalee]

mao mao hahaha! pwede ni suwayan? haha

[pink_baby_f]

never tot... but i think its possible... lols... XD

[dookie3283]

my next life is u...

[epson]

my next life i wouldnt mind spending it with my love...

[takas bahay]

Mga bro ato ning sugdan ug binu-ang ha..naa naman gud ni sa HUMOR section.

Sige Go:

In my next life I want to be Manuel Illustrissimo Paquiao a.ka. PacMan so that I will also have a very beautiful mother...Bwhahahaaaa

[lord]

Mga bro ato ning sugdan ug binu-ang ha..naa naman gud ni sa HUMOR section.

Sige Go:

In my next life I want to be Manuel Illustrissimo Paquiao a.ka. PacMan so that I will also have a very beautiful mother...Bwhahahaaaa

Wapaks... supporter lang ko nimo brad. Fanzz lang ko...