A sorta Fairty tale. (What can you say?)

[Ryan747]

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Mao ra ni ako gi basa:

ALADDIN AND PRINCESS JASMINE.

(Jasmine) A whole nude world... My sizzling space you never knew... But when you're way down there... Engrossed in hair... Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.

(Aladdin) Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.

(Jasmine) Unbelievable size... Indescribable squealing... Leaning, bending, and kneeling... At my moist and gaping thighs... A whole nude world.

enough said.

maybe there is no such thing as a happy ending... or maybe i should quit searching for prince charming and become a nun... or better yet, become a lesbian.

Happy ending actually exist.
Don't search for prince charming, let prince charming come to you.
Don't become a nun or lesbian because it would be a waste.

[RainDrizzle07]

much better if you were able to read everything... hilarious...the very reason why I posted it here... ^_^
and the story is not about me... ^_^

[Ryan747]

much better if you were able to read everything... hilarious...the very reason why I posted it here... ^_^
and the story is not about me... ^_^

Way too long to read... ^_^ Sorry!

Then you would reply

Tabla ra ng ni take mo ug exam na wlay basa 2x instructions.. @_@ wla pa gani kabasa or wla jud nibasa nangutana man noon.. @_@

Then I would answer: It's way too long for an exam instruction.

Bitaw I will read later. ^_^

[RainDrizzle07]

Way too long to read... ^_^ Sorry!

Then you would reply




Then I would answer: It's way too long for an exam instruction.

Bitaw I will read later. ^_^

hahahah... okey fine... ^_^

[opawlicious]

SNOW WHITE. and the seven dwarfs. the classic prostitute story. little girl runs away from home and lives with seven quirky men. doc, dopey, sleepy, grumpy, happy, bashful and sneezy all represent multiple male characteristics that whores have to deal with. doc - the intellectual guy who will try to impress you with wit and wisdom.the pompous and arrogant and dirty old man type. dopey - nerd.geek.dork.loser. the ones who have a stupid look on their faces and always cums in the first three minutes of ***. sleepy - the type of guy who will bore you to death and snores seven seconds after having sexual intercourse. grumpy - the bad boy. the i'll-whip-you-if-you-misbehave type. the nymphomaniac who thinks that the vagina is an organ made exclusively for banging. happy - the jolly type. the comic. has a wicked sense of humor which he will use to get you into bed. bashful - the virginal boy. makes you want to murmur into his ears 'who's your mama?'. sneezy - the sick type. the ones who carry sexually transmitted diseases like herpes or AIDS or has green semen dripping from his scrotum. sigh. the idiots we have to deal with, eh? hi-ho. hi-ho. off to work you go.

haha ka atai woi...
i like this part... 7 male characteristics

[RainDrizzle07]

heheheh...daghan jud ka relate ana na set up... ^_^

[etzina]

sa pangan palang daan "fairy" tale... pasabot dili jud ni tinuod.. diba? these stories were written for entertainment man.... especially for kids..... the one who wrote this is totally disturbed... naluoy ko niya wala sya nag enjoy sa iya childhood...

its just totally wrong....


its just funny when i read the bit about the little mermaid.... she's saying that mermaids don't know sh*t bout human anatomy... how sure was she nga mermaids procreate by "farting out their fish eggs" ... lol ka naive jud niya... kabalo pud diay sya sa anatomy sa mermaids? bleh... they're not fishes oi... har har

[cp103]

sa pangan palang daan "fairy" tale... pasabot dili jud ni tinuod.. diba? these stories were written for entertainment man.... especially for kids..... the one who wrote this is totally disturbed... naluoy ko niya wala sya nag enjoy sa iya childhood...

its just totally wrong....

I'm not trying to defend the author, and i'm not being bias. I can see your point, but i can see the author's point as well, just look at the bigger picture.

It's good sis that you grew up to a very strong willed woman, at least it leaves us only 99.999999999% of pinays, that we have to identify if they grew up to be strong willed like you. If you noticed sis, a lot of women yearn for a "happily ever after story", growing up having misconceptions about love, w/o realizing that in the real world, it's a totally different ball game, and that reality bites. I know a lotta women will object to this but consider this, subconsciously, you might have already been longing for a fairy tale love story w/o realizing it.

Fairy tales stories are not bad, in fact, they are tools w/c helps children develop themselves at an early age, notice how some girl during their childhood would say that "i would wanna be like..., because she's so ..., and so on and so forth". But like everything else, to much of everything is a bad thing, so this is where parents come in. They are the ones responsible for helping children understand how the world really works. Some of you might think that discussing such things w/ children at a young age is too early, but don't you think that starting them early would actually be more beneficial to them in the future?

Anyway, I commend the author for her creativity. Full of facts but also humorous. To the author, keep it up.

[Meebo]

cool. someone's had a lot of free time.

[tseekitita]

hhehe nice one.. for me there's no such thing as they live happily ever after,..coz life doesnt end on d wedding day or after d honeymoon... so fairytales are for kids....and for d oldies also wahhhhhhhhhhhhh....toinkz...way klarekz