The Best All-time Profession

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If you are a carpenter, you must be able to make straight cuts with your saw.
If you are an electrician, make sure your wiring works and fires will not haunt you for faulty electrical wiring.
If you are an engineer, make sure the building you design is strong enough.
If you are in ALL other professions, make sure you do things right, or your mistake will be obvious as soon as you finish your work.
If you are a lawyer, you lose your case, your client goes to jail.
If you are a barber, make a crooked cut and you could be cut yourself crookedly by irate customers.
If you are a singer, sing badly and who knows what missiles your audience might throw at you.
If you are a nurse, you must know how to insert proper IVs or at least know your K-sounds when taking blood pressure measurements.

EXCEPT, if you are a DOCTOR.
Their diagnoses do not necessarily be correct. BUT PATIENTS PAY EACH TIME THEY CONSULT A DOCTOR WHETHER THE DIAGNOSIS IS CORRECT! THAT IS A FACT!
Doctors prescribe drugs to patients. Those drugs are based on their diagnoses and which may be correct or not, hence, the patient is buying, and TAKING a drug which may not be correct or not.
BUT PATIENTS STILL PAY THE DOCTOR.

On visit no1, doctor gives diagnosis, prescribe a medicine, patient pays. Patient is asked to come back.
On visit no2, patient reports not improving with the drugs prescribed, patient is given another. Patient pays still.
Maybe patient dies or just dont have money to go back to the doctor. Doctor just takes on another patient.

Doctor, doctor, doctor. The best profession there is. That is why it is so expensive course. Patients may live or may die, just the same they pay.

By the way, I am not a doctor.....

[peewee_toot]

hehehe. anti-doctor?

[Artoy]

kuyaw2x sd nang doctor kung matangtanan license kay d ka trabaho. ang uban worker if ma lay off mka kita pa lain. hehehe. pero recession proof mn daw ni cla so ok ra sd..hahahaha.

[tophat]

wala may natangtangan ug license diri sa pinas Toy.. wala may malpractice law diri.

maski naa.. majority of patients are poor, dili ka afford mu file ug kaso.

[Githyanki]

maski naa.. majority of patients are poor, dili ka afford mu file ug kaso.

Naa man jud malpractice law, but you need at least a 100k to sue someone and that doesn't include some miscellaneous court fees, other expenses of the attorney and independent lab tests as proof. Plus, the court proceedings might drag on for several years.

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the best gyud ang Doktor. maski sayop or korek.. they make money.. unlike other professions.

[tophat]

hehehe. anti-doctor?

dili ko anti doctor bro hehehe...

naibog lang ko sa ila profession..

[SioDenz]

If you are a carpenter, you must be able to make straight cuts with your saw.
If you are an electrician, make sure your wiring works and fires will not haunt you for faulty electrical wiring.
If you are an engineer, make sure the building you design is strong enough.
If you are in ALL other professions, make sure you do things right, or your mistake will be obvious as soon as you finish your work.
If you are a lawyer, you lose your case, your client goes to jail.
If you are a barber, make a crooked cut and you could be cut yourself crookedly by irate customers.
If you are a singer, sing badly and who knows what missiles your audience might throw at you.
If you are a nurse, you must know how to insert proper IVs or at least know your K-sounds when taking blood pressure measurements.

EXCEPT, if you are a DOCTOR.
Their diagnoses do not necessarily be correct. BUT PATIENTS PAY EACH TIME THEY CONSULT A DOCTOR WHETHER THE DIAGNOSIS IS CORRECT! THAT IS A FACT!
Doctors prescribe drugs to patients. Those drugs are based on their diagnoses and which may be correct or not, hence, the patient is buying, and TAKING a drug which may not be correct or not.
BUT PATIENTS STILL PAY THE DOCTOR.

On visit no1, doctor gives diagnosis, prescribe a medicine, patient pays. Patient is asked to come back.
On visit no2, patient reports not improving with the drugs prescribed, patient is given another. Patient pays still.
Maybe patient dies or just dont have money to go back to the doctor. Doctor just takes on another patient.

Doctor, doctor, doctor. The best profession there is. That is why it is so expensive course. Patients may live or may die, just the same they pay.

By the way, I am not a doctor.....

You forgot to mention the Computer technicians or Cellphone technicians bro, same ra na sila sa Doctor. hehe
Will charge you bisag igo ra nag Restart sa PC after ni complain ang client kay naay checking mugawas everytime mag start siya sa PC (di diay mag proper shutdown)...

maguba or maayu imung PC, charge ghapon...

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You forgot to mention the Computer technicians or Cellphone technicians bro, same ra na sila sa Doctor. hehe
Will charge you bisag igo ra nag Restart sa PC after ni complain ang client kay naay checking mugawas everytime mag start siya sa PC (di diay mag proper shutdown)...

maguba or maayu imung PC, charge ghapon...

naa koy nailhan nga celfon technician bro nga gikulata diri. kay naguba ug tiwas ang celfon nga giayo niya. nisumbong sa uyab ang girl nga customer.. katilaw lageh kumo tawon ang technician. nag buy n sell na lang daw ron ug puthaw ug plastic .

[higanstolsdawen]

murag dili tanan doctor siguro sa pilipinas mukita ug dako, naa ko amigo naa sa gov't. hospital nagserbisyo. 6 naka buwan wala pa makasuweldo, naputos na intawn sa utang. ang uban gani mangabroad nalang and they end up working as nurse.