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    Default ~~IRONY OF BEING SINGLE- paksit~~


    Got this from my friends blog, any comments, violent reactions? Lets get it on with it.




    Here is what I find so ironic about being single: Other people will tell you the following two statements.

    1. " Oh J . you absolutely have no idea or control when you are going to meet THE ONE… I mean it can just happen when you’re not even thinking about it and you really truly can meet your match anywhere…. it could happen to anyone anywhere anytime…. you’ll be fine but do not focus on it… you just shouldn’t think about it.. go ahead live life to the fullest"

    KEY WORDS: ANYWHERE, ANYTIME and LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST.

    LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST includes chula party, tagay to d max and etc. LOLz
    ANYWHERE includes Casanova, Pump, Penthaus & etc..
    ANYTIME includes 12 midnight, dawn and even early morning after partying all nyt. hahahha

    2. People enjoy using the following phrase, "Oh that’s really not a place you’re going to meet someone…" or "Well if you mean for a quick night of fun, but to meet THE ONE, nah… not a good place," oh fack that! ~!!!

    KEY WORD: NOT A GOOD PLACE

    NOT A GOOD PLACE?? wtf... ur not telling me casanova is not a good place. LOL

    OBSERVATION: While some people claim on one hand that you can meet the ONE practically anywhere, these same people enjoy creating a list of places that "you really can’t meet someone there" OR "not a real good place to meet someone". It appears conflicting to be telling someone both pieces of advice. I mean as that stupid sumbitch from the movie Armageddon says " are we going?? Are we staying?? better make up our mind" LOLz

    Maybe, we should create a list and send a memo out to all the singles of "Places that you really can’t meet someone at " and also "Places: not a real good place to meet someone"

    I’ll start the list of places that I have been told…are NOT good places..

    1. Grocery Store: People just want to do their shopping. They don’t want to be bothered or else ull be the one to pay the groceries.. It aint right.. LMAO

    2. Night Club: Everyone, 100%, is looking for a 1 night stand. It can’t be more... DO YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?? LOLz

    3. Bar: People are out there with their friends. They are getting sick and tired of being hit on. Anyway, who has a long relationship from a bar?? Maybe a one night stand.. All Party peeps please rise!!! hahahaha

    4. Gym: Oh people aren’t about meeting matches there… it’s about working out and sweating… getting in and getting out… MAYBE it can happen but probably not a good place. oh well, this doesn't affect me one bit. LOL i'm not fond of lifting weights.. hehehe

    5. Buses/Trains/Jeepney (in a city): Oh people have their ipods on and are so focused on just getting to work. They don’t want a RANDOM hitting on them or striking a conversation.

    6. Vacations: Oh people are there just to have a good time for the week. Maybe you can meet someone to hang out with for just that week… but nothing more… they are probably from far away… not practical or likely…

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    similar thread those one. " Being Alone " thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thuggish Ruggish View Post
    similar thread those one. " Being Alone " thanks
    give me the link please

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