Inday - the english speaking maid

[elaimakulai]

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Mr. Montemayor: “Ako ang ama dapat ako ang masusunod kung ano dapat gawin dito sa bahay!”

Mrs. : “Hindi! Ako dapat dahil ako ang babae!”

Inday: (habang naghahanda ng tanghalian) “The way you live everyday. That’s what should decide your home. A functional welcoming kitchen for weeknight dinners and late-night talks. A comfortable living room that invites everyone to stretch out and tune in. And when all activities are done, a peaceful bedroom where you can shut the door and recharge.”

Mr.: (nag-nosebleed)

Mrs.: (nagbasag ng mga plato dahil sa inis kay Inday)

[elaimakulai]

(day-off ni Inday)

Mrs.: Aba, ang ganda mo ngayon Inday ah! San ka ba pupunta?

Inday: I need to visit my friend, she’s very ill.

Mrs.: Ah ganun ba. Avon din ba yang make-up mo tulad nung sakin?

Inday: Sorry?

Mrs: Bingi…(pabulong) Sabi ko Avon din ba ang mga make-up mo?!?

Inday: No, no, no. I use The Lash Queen Gold Edition Mascaras, those are the real musts of Helena Rubinstein’s Tsarine collection.. I also use the David Loose eyeshadow, Stellars Gloss and Color Clone. And for my skin, I use Helena Rubinstein’s Gold Future, the first skincare treatment with real micro-active ‘Gold’ in its formula. It boosts my skin’s youth immunity and gives me incomparable radiance.

Inday: Can I go now Madam?

Mrs.: (namutla)

Inday: Madam are you okey?

[nikxz unÖ]

ahahahaha....
and taga asa na si inday....
ipatawag ko na...
ako siyang i refer sa work...
tsk tsk tsk....


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[umehime00]

you can just check the other threads..daghan na ayo ug inday posts dito..ehehe..lingaw jud ni si inday in demand .. pati sa istorya.net...weeeeeee

guys... Blog ni Inday updated jud ni until now...

Noong bata pa si Inday


Nanay: Day, ba’t ba ang tigas-tigas ng ulo mo?

Inday: Inay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles.

Nanay: Day, anong nakain mo? I’m perturbed by your words.

Inday: Nay, ala namang gantihan…

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Ang pulubi


AMO: Inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubing namamalimos sa labas ng bahay.

(lumabas si Inday)

INDAY: Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!

PULUBI: Oh! I’m so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!




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Ang Pulubi ulit


Isang hapon, dumaan na naman ang pulubi sa kanila Inday. Kumakatok ito sa gate at nanghihingi ng makakain.

Amo: Inday, bigay mo nga ang tirang pandesal dun sa pulubi sa gate.

Inday: Yes madam!

Pumunta si Inday sa gate at inabot sa pulubi ang pandesal. Nanonood lang ang amo nya sa may pinto.

Inday: Here! Off you go!

Tinanggap ng pulubi ang tinapay…


Pulubi: Uhh thanks but uhh, maybe you have some bruschetta lying around also that you can give me.

Nagulat ang amo ni Inday sa narinig na request ng pulubi.

Inday: No! Besides, it is not proper for mendicants to be indicatrous of preferences.

Dumugo ilong ng amo sa narinig na sagot ni Inday.

Pulubi: Ok. (malungkot na pagkasabi)

May kinuhang garapon na may lamang likodo ang pulubi sa kanyang lumang Crumpler na bag. Binuksan nya ito at sinawsaw ang pandesal sa likido at kinain.

Nakita ng amo ni Inday ang ginawa ng pulubi at na curious…

Amo: Inday, anong ginagawa nya sa tinapay?

Inday: It seems that he’s dipping it in olive oil.

Pulubi: No, it’s extra virgin olive oil.

Hinimatay ang amo.
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Ang Pulubi take 2

Jan 10th, 2008 by manager

AMO: Inday, may pulubi sa gate paalisin mo nga..

INDAY: Right away!

INDAY to BEGGAR: Hey you putrid-smelling beggar with the diverse ambiance of scented junk that assails everybody’s nostrils and poisons everyone’s fresh and carbon free lungs, please go away now!

BEGGAR: What?! Who do you think you are you pathetic trying hard nanny! How could you, a social climber and a very low grade mammal, underestimate a high-class beggar like me?! The hell with you!

INDAY: Nakakasakit ka na ah! Ma’am o ayaw umalis!

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Inday at the mall



(While still staying at Iligan, Inday went to Limketkai Cagayan de Oro, a 2 hour away travel from Iligan City, to shop. When the salesladies from the ****** Boutique saw her entering the shop…)

Saleslady 1: Tan-awa ra gud na nga babaye.. Nag window shop pasa atong tindahan! Murag maka afford.

Saleslady 2: Korek! Pang muchacha ra ba iyang nawong. Naka tsinelas pa… murag taga bukid!

Inday: If you won’t stop that nasty scuttlebutts of yours now, I would never think twice of reporting both of you to the management of this promenade. This center does not deserve to have sales jobholders like you. Pagpaukoy kamo diha nga duha ha, kung hindi niyo gusto pangpitkon ang mga ilong niyo! Geh mir aus den Augen!, verschwinde! (Get out of my sight!)

Salesladies 1 & 2: (tigok)
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Inday Sumakay ng Trisikad


Nasa Iligan pa rin si Inday, sumakay siya ng trisikad papuntang West Bend Street

Inday: Good heavens! This road needs to be concretized. I do not want my unborn young to be wretched and be wizen subsequently in this unnormal backward thing called civilisation!

Trisikad driver: I could hardly believe my ears when you volitionally called this experience a civilization! Remember, when we speak of such, it pertains to an advance state of intellectual, cultural, and material progression in the community!

Inday: My apologies, Mr. Trisikad driver. I am afraid I have to agree with you. If some of our government officials are keener, they would have done something to metamorph this street into more favorable route for the Iliganons.
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Meet Arajaya

Feb 20th, 2008 by Inday

Arajaya was sipping her cup of brewed coffee served with hot pandesal by Coffeebean – so Filipino – so indigent – when a group of infamous people started to occupy the nearby infamous café a.k.a Starbucks. They were so noisy that Arajaya’s blood boiled – temperature almost reaching 412 kelvin.

But since Arajaya is a woman of sophistication, she decided to just ignore the crowd and let them live the way they wanted.

Suddenly, she felt a strong chill. She felt a very odd sensation from her nape to her head – the FEELING of being watched. But then again, Arajaya never gave a damn.

When she was about to eat her hot pandesal, she started to hear a familiar voice from her back.

“What a very small world” said the woman in a maid’s uniform.

Arajaya turned around and was surprised by what she saw.


“Well if my hippocampus serves me right, you are Arajaya, my former friend who turned her back from me. Aren’t you?”

“Wow! What a very well rehearsed introduction. Inday – my former friend who framed me up to escape a crime she’d done. Who would forget that sweet demonic voice – your pitch and intonation as well as your liaising?

“Basing from the gesture of your not so well-developed bone structure predominantly – your skull – that gave you a very elongated face and the kind of food that you have right now, you are about to nosh your stomach with an impecunious meal they called ‘Kape’t pandesal’, uh – was that right?” said Inday as if ridiculing her.

“Yes. Would you like a bite?” replied Arajaya.

“Thanks but no thanks. But would you mind if you join me at Starbucks instead of taking your breakfast in this approximately forsaken café with a very ghastly ambience?” said Inday. “I also want you to try my favorite Venti Java Chip Frappuccino along with cold sandwich and some Choux pastries. Don’t worry, my treat!”

Inday offered Arajaya to join her at Starbucks instead of Coffeebean…

Arajaya stared at Inday, sneered at her then opened her MacBook Pro.

“Thank you for the offer but I prefer Coffeebean to Starbucks. I just think that Starbucks is a den of social climbers and bourgeoisies like you.”

“Oh, dear! Don’t you think you’re getting rude, I just want you to experience life. Okay, I’ll – ” Inday was interrupted when she saw Arajaya busy working with her MacBook.

“And what are you trying to do Arajaya?” asked Inday impolitely.

“Hmm… nothing so important. You wouldn’t understand it even if I tell you.”


“Are you trying to undervalue my comprehension by implying that I will not understand the philosophy that you are doing with your MacBook? C’mon, don’t be so supercilious friend!”

“Okay, I am configuring its IEEE 802.15 to perpetuate the distribution of electromagnetic waves from the medium access control and the physical layer to the transport layer. Later, I will also track the process from the session layers in with the packets are sent and processed for the presentation layer to convert the signals into binary form. Example, if I tried to send “Inday go to hell” message, it will me converted to its hexadecimal value which is 496E49617900676F0068656C6C which will later be converted to its binary value of 010010010111 1110010010010 110000101111001 00000000011001110 110111100000 000011010000110011 10110110001100110. Then, the application layer will check the binary value for error detection using parity bit (even). If there are errors, it will fix the message then sends it to the ALU for processing which will be passed to the CU for data transfer. Satisfied?”

Inday remained silent for awhile then ran back to Starbucks when she heard “1 Venti Java Chip Frappuccino for Inday!” to get her order.

“Starbucks bullshit!” said Arajaya to herself.

After eating, she decided to go back to her work and accidentally passed by in front of Starbucks when she heard Inday…

“I was so careless. I thought that the wit I have in me which I found flamboyant in using any language I know of would simply astound them. I was just mortified that it took me a little pinch of effort not to step beyond the waterline, to just impart to the people I formerly know of that I have grown into a better personage – not just a chambermaid whom others look down to. I was so disgraced by the thing I heard awhile ago and my heart beat faster than normal that I suffered from the incapability of speaking. Good thing that barista called my name. I just wish that someday, I would be able to face my worst nightmare that is yet to come – yet to come that will consume me and bury me to death. I just wish that day isn’t coming yet.”

- Inday nag-emote matapos matabla ni Arajaya sa Coffeebean.


(for the win!!!! manong triskidad driver, pulubi and arajaya) XD

[macmemphis]

sosyal jud na c inday oi..........

[opawko05]

never underestimate the power of inday