The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper
way and when they reached 20, they
were still virgins.
Years passed, and it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable 'leng chais'
(handsome guys). They got married and were preparing
to set-off on their honeymoon.
As 'concerned' parents, Mr.& Mrs. Chan were
curious about their daughters' first-night
experience.
So, before the daughters went on their respective
honeymoons, Mrs. Chan told them,
'Your father & I want to know about your 1st night
encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter
to us, but so as not
to raise your husbands' curiosity... . you all must
use a code to describe your experiences. ......'
So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. Mr.
& Mrs. Chan got the first letter. It was from Elaine.
They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD
CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked
for the Standard Chartered advertisement. 'Ah! Here it
is!!!!' exclaimed Mr. Chan. The motto for
Standard Chartered was.... 'BIG, STRONG
FRIENDLY.'
Mr. & Mrs. Chan were happy.
>>
A week later, they got another letter. This
time it was from Emmy. The content was simple.
'NESCAFE'. So again they took the newspaper and
looked for the Nescafe ad. 'Ah! here it is.....
'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE L AST DROP.
'Mr. and Mrs.
Chan jumped with joy.
>
Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months passed. There was still no letter from Ella. The Chans became worried.
Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled
and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Chan managed to figure
it out. The code was 'PHILIPPINE AIRLINES'.
Mr.Chan, confused on why she chose Philippine Airlines,
rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. ....... 'Ah! Here it is!!!'
Mrs.Chan grabbed the page and read aloud.
Before she could finish ....THUMP!!! .... she fell off her
chair...
The Airline's motto was...
'7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP.... !!!
honeymoon
Originally Posted by shinobi314
nice nice..
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