A passenger in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him
something. The driver screams, nearly hits a bus, drives up over the curb
and stops just inches from a large plate glass window. For a moment
everything is silent, then the driver shouts,
“Don’t ever do that again. You scared the shit out of me.”
The Flabbergasted passenger apologizes and says,
“I didn’t realize that a tap on the shoulder would frighten you so much.”
“Sorry, it’s really not your fault,” replies the driver, “Today is my first
day driving a cab, I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 5 years.”