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    Default The taxi driver


    A passenger in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him
    something. The driver screams, nearly hits a bus, drives up over the curb
    and stops just inches from a large plate glass window. For a moment
    everything is silent, then the driver shouts,
    “Don’t ever do that again. You scared the shit out of me.”
    The Flabbergasted passenger apologizes and says,
    “I didn’t realize that a tap on the shoulder would frighten you so much.”
    “Sorry, it’s really not your fault,” replies the driver, “Today is my first
    day driving a cab, I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 5 years.”

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    hahah LOL..

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    hahehahahhuhu

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    hahaha naratol tawn si manong

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    ah ka oa sad ni manong naa bya sad na passenger seat ng porlon... pero katawa jpun ko...hehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by sercor::jhumzki View Post
    A passenger in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him
    something. The driver screams, nearly hits a bus, drives up over the curb
    and stops just inches from a large plate glass window. For a moment
    everything is silent, then the driver shouts,
    “Don’t ever do that again. You scared the shit out of me.”
    The Flabbergasted passenger apologizes and says,
    “I didn’t realize that a tap on the shoulder would frighten you so much.”
    “Sorry, it’s really not your fault,” replies the driver, “Today is my first
    day driving a cab, I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 5 years.”
    hmmmm..... hmmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackdi View Post
    "horse" na noh? not "hearse"....

    mao tong ingon ato ang resulta!
    sakto man guro na "hearse" tuo sya gi kuhit sya ug patay.. sa cge niya ug drayb ur porlon

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    hahaha... nagkatawa jd ko...

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    kalo-oy tawn ni manoy! na-anad nga patay intawn pasahero! haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackdi View Post
    "horse" na noh? not "hearse"....

    mao tong ingon ato ang resulta!
    haha..do u even know what a hearse is?!

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