huh?Originally Posted by aj-1980_virgo
kng mao na basis niya nga di siya musugot k tanaw kag X.. well pasagdi na siya.. bago pa sigruo na nakalugsong.. or basin di siya gnahan mag sige kag tanaw og X k makitan nya nimo siya..![]()
huh?Originally Posted by aj-1980_virgo
kng mao na basis niya nga di siya musugot k tanaw kag X.. well pasagdi na siya.. bago pa sigruo na nakalugsong.. or basin di siya gnahan mag sige kag tanaw og X k makitan nya nimo siya..![]()
tara fafa jawwy...adto ta colon nay dghan dd2..Originally Posted by JawBreaker
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di man siguro..practikal namn nah...
in light of this.. porn or premarital ***.. i've decided to share something with you..
I would like to discuss something very important, and very personal with you. It’s about my sweet virgin flower. Now I know a lot of you kids are having pre-marital ***, and though it is a mortal sin, I won’t judge you. That’s His job. But I do feel it to be part of my Christian obligation to inform you that sexual relations outside of marriage are wicked and dangerous. I want to save not only your souls, but also your genitals from the burning flames of Hell.
How do I know so much about *** when I’ve never had it?
My mother. While the rest of you were sitting through your mandatory weekly *** ed course, my mother Dorothy was making me undergo six intensive, religiously-based information sessions daily. I know more about *** than most doctors. Why, I could spot a case of syphilis from across the street, Janet. I could see a Herpes outbreak on the bus, Tom Jenkins. I could even tell the last time you infected yourself with HPV from auto-fellatio, Alfred Crosby of 210 S. Walnut.
I am a veritable walking diagnostic kit.
And because I know so much about ***, I have decided not to have it – ever. This might seem odd, because according to most reputable sources (Catholic priests, televangelists, and the GOP) there is nothing inherently wrong with *** in the confines of marriage. In fact, marital *** is so not wrong that some Mormon groups have enough marital *** for one or two or three of our normal human marriages.
Still, I think it wise to not only follow the letter of the law, but to go beyond the letter of the law. After all, if God gives passage into Heaven for doing all the required stuff, just think what he does for those who go above and beyond!
Ye, verily, God rewards greatly the overachiever.
Nevertheless, I have the same temptations as the rest of you and I know that it will be difficult, what with all those sexy movies, lingerie ads, and men’s fitness magazines. But I am confident that my strictly heterosexual mastubatory practices will be handily rewarded in Heaven. I fully expect God to give me a horde of beautiful virgins to deflower while the rest of you pagans are getting raped in Satan’s prison.
But rejoice, for it is not too late! If you all stop having *** today and spend everyday after groveling for forgiveness, you too can receive eternal bliss and the dignity of a celibate lifestyle.
So what’s it going to be? Heaven on earth or heaven in Heaven? The flames of lust on earth and the flames of Hell in Hell? The mildly uncomfortable post-coitus conversations or the mildly uncomfortable waiting room of Purgatory? I leave the choice to you.
Yours in Christ,
Dave
@dede: ka lawm sad ana imo storya uy.. hehe asa mnka nangahoy ana?
sakto jud.. god rewards the overachiever..
mao cguro ang g-emphasize ani nga story.. it's like he's saying that watching porn is better than having a lot of sexual relations..
go go go porn.. hehe.![]()
@yuri: s e c r e t![]()
OT: @dede: secret pa.. tara ABC nalang ta..hehe![]()
ahahaha.. dili ni OT.. heheh.. di ko abc ron.. tog na ko taud2 ka adto ko NJ ugma.. tanawn to namu balay nga nakitan namu sa perth amboy... next time..
hilig man classic old school!!! heheOriginally Posted by shoeless_rebel
Even though the Bible does not say anything about pornography, specifically, pornography is still wrong.Â* Pornography deals with photography and/or illicit paintings and/or cartoons that are designed to arouse sexual passions in the viewer.Â* It is certainly possible that at the time when the Bible was written that there were various art forms that depicted sexually explicit things. But apparently this phenomenon was not sufficiently prevalent enough for the subject to be addressed in the Bible. Nevertheless, we can derive an accurate conclusion from scriptures that deal with other issues and apply them to the issue of pornography.
Matt. 5:27, “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery’; 28 but I say to you, that everyone who looks on a woman to lust for her has committed adultery with her already in his heart."
1 Cor. 6:18, "Flee immorality. Every other sin that a man commits is outside the body, but the immoral man sins against his own body."
Col. 3:5, "Therefore consider the members of your earthly body as dead to immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, and greed, which amounts to idolatry."
As you can see the Bible tells us to be sexually pure. This is why Jesus even tells us to guard our minds. Note that He said in Matt. 5:27 that to even look on a woman lustfully is to commit adultery with her. In viewing pornography, nakedness, and explicit sexual displays lust is not only given the opportunity to rise (thereby enticing since) but most often lustful passions and thoughts are triggered in the heart and mind.Â* This is obviously sinful and clearly demonstrates that pornography is sinful.Â* Add to this that oftentimes pornography involves viewing sexual intercourse between unmarried people, and or homosexual and lesbian activities, and we have a very clear case of it being sinful. Even if the pornography does not involve viewing sexual intercourse between two people, it involves the viewing of naked individuals which is properly reserved for a husband and a wife.
Now someone may ask "What about art?Â* It often portrays the nakedness of men and women? Why isn't that pornographic?" The difference between art and pornography is the difference between beauty and lust.Â* In art the nakedness is intended to be a display ofÂ* beauty and wonder.Â* Pornography does no such thing. It's intent is to entice a person by arousing the person's lust.Â* But then, someone may say that they view pornography as an art form and that it is beautiful.Â* But this is nothing more than an attempt to justify sin.
"FAITH is the confidence that what we hope for will actually happen; it gives us assurance about things we cannot see." (Hebrews 11:1)
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