Clock in heaven

[hobie]

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[GOSPELofROCH]

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[RiCLuM]

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[Pongpongtot]

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[marv25]

naa'y other version:


GMA dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are there so many clocks here. St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks off one second.

St. Peter explains that the one clock has never moved because it belonged to mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole life. The next clock belonged to Abraham Lincoln and since he only told two lies his whole life, only two seconds had clicked.

GMA asks, “Where is FG Mike Arroyo’s clock?” St. Peter says, “Mike’s clock is upstairs in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

“But where is mine?” asked Gloria. St. Peter replied, “Oh, it was borrowed by Boeing for study because it outperformed all its jet engines.”