
 Originally Posted by 
Sinyalan
					
				 
				The belief that a cosmic living dead [aka zombie] who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense. 

 
			
		 
	 
 A zombie can hardly convince a group of simple men to proclaim to the world what they believed in and even die for it.