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    Quote Originally Posted by redline View Post
    naa sb koy istorya nga sa usa ka muslim nga nangita og karendrya.

    muslim: inday unsay gigamit nga mantika sa pag prito nmu sa isda?
    tindira: mantika sa baboy sir
    muslim: kanang adobo baboy unsay gigamit ana?
    tindera: coconut oil
    muslim: kana lang ako bi ky dli na mantika sa baboy.

    mas kataw-onon to ang istorya abou sa humba.

  2. #392
    Quote Originally Posted by Malic View Post
    mas kataw-onon to ang istorya abou sa humba.
    bitaw bro nakadungog ko a2.. pero limot nako sa storya jd.. hehe!!

    ikaw kahinumdom pka? if kahinumdom pka ky pls post..

  3. #393
    naay ko amigo PASTOR nga SABADISTA kosog kaayog mo kaon og GINABOT ang boang ingon pa Ayawg tug-an ha! sumbagon karon hehehehe...

  4. #394
    Quote Originally Posted by redline View Post
    naa sb koy istorya nga sa usa ka muslim nga nangita og karendrya.

    muslim: inday unsay gigamit nga mantika sa pag prito nmu sa isda?
    tindira: mantika sa baboy sir
    muslim: kanang adobo baboy unsay gigamit ana?
    tindera: coconut oil
    muslim: kana lang ako bi ky dli na mantika sa baboy.
    ang lesson ani ky dapat imo jd panindigan ang imo belief.. kng sala ang moka-on og kandig ky dapat imo jd tumanon.. mao nga kung maka ayo nmu nga dli mokaon og baboy ky padayona. if dli ky undanga. ky ikaw ray mag suffer sa imo self. og nag-cheat ka sa imo belief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 15% Discount View Post
    naay ko amigo PASTOR nga SABADISTA kosog kaayog mo kaon og GINABOT ang boang ingon pa Ayawg tug-an ha! sumbagon karon hehehehe...


    Dugo2x sad BAWAL SA Mga sabadista

  6. #396
    Quote Originally Posted by 15% Discount View Post
    Dugo2x sad BAWAL SA Mga sabadista
    cla ba na bai kanang dli modawat og blood transfusion nuh?

  7. #397
    Quote Originally Posted by 15% Discount View Post
    Dugo2x sad BAWAL SA Mga sabadista
    Dili na pwedi ang baboy sa sabadista...samot na an Dugo..

    Ang INC ako gikalibgan kay mukaon ug baboy pero dili mukaon ug dugo dugo nga gikan sa baboy...

  8. #398
    a dialogue from one of my favourite movie of all time PULP FICTION

    Vincent: Want some bacon?Jules: No, man. I don't eat pork.Vincent: Are you Jewish?Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.Vincent: Why not?Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.Jules: I don't eat dog either.Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. A dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?Jules: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mother****ing pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?Vincent: [laughing] That's good.

  9. #399
    disadvantage just based on belief with no scientifc evidence. plus u lose the pleasure eat drink be merry,.

    advantage: without drinking beer and eating pork , u go a long way in health.

    but thats it. an another person's belief

  10. #400
    pero ako question nila .. mo practice man mo ug polygamy right. how does it goes ,. for me agree ko ani.
    but u should be able to provide enough.

    but what about the feeling of jealousy how do u handle that?

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