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    Talking 0 to 200 in 6 seconds


    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.

  2. #2
    heheheheh lisoda inglesh oi

  3. #3
    maorag hinay akong IQ ron da hehe

  4. #4
    inig tamak sa wife sa scale, it goes from 0 to 200 lbs in 6 secs, mao cguro na ang joke..bacin ga expect ang wife og car nga mo speedup 0-200km/hr in 6 sec

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by josephG View Post
    inig tamak sa wife sa scale, it goes from 0 to 200 lbs in 6 secs, mao cguro na ang joke..bacin ga expect ang wife og car nga mo speedup 0-200km/hr in 6 sec
    sak2 kaau ka sa imong explanation sir! hahaha!

  6. #6
    mao dayni

    karon pako ka g og tarong

  7. #7
    yeah, the wife probably weighs over 300 lbs/kilos or whatever

  8. #8
    hehe nyc one

  9. #9
    whaa..wa kaU q ka-get ato duh!

  10. #10
    ga lisod ko sabot btaw pd, what the H is a bathroom scale? dapat weighing scale unta tu hehehe

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