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    Three men are on a road trip when they pull over to stay at a hotel that they see. They go in
    and see the lady who apparently runs the joint and they ask her for a vacant room.
    She replied, "Sure, but only if you DON'T go into the basement!".
    The men agree and she gives them a room.
    That night, the men are so curious that they sneak into the basement... only to find that it's full
    of chopped off dicks!! The woman that runs the places sees them and says, "Okay, now I'm
    going to add you all to my collection."
    She asks the first man, "What does YOUR father do for a living?" and he says "Well, my dad
    is in the lawnmoving business."
    So the woman finds a lawnmover and off goes his dick.
    The woman asks the second man, "What does YOUR father do for a living?" and he replies
    in tears "My dad is in the tool supply industry."
    So she finds a saw and off does his dick.
    The woman then turns to the third guy only to see that he is laughing hysterically! "Why the
    hell are you laughing?!? Don't you know what's going to happen to you!?!"
    He smiles and says, "Yeah, my dad is in the lollipop business - you're gonna hafta suck mine
    off!"

  2. #2
    hahahahaha maroa... hehehe

  3. #3
    hahahahaha very clever hehehehe

  4. #4
    nyahahaha. kabalos.

  5. #5
    hahaha...... nice idea.... hehehe

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    pero putol gihapon haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by limunsito View Post
    pero putol gihapon haha
    atleast nka score pa ka usa...hehehe

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    sakita sa pa ak oi! may pa ming ana to sya nya iyang work sa iyang father kay tigbuhat og bata or tighatag og kalipay sa mga babye!!! heheheh

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    lol wahahahahahahahha

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