Man's Rule

[noigwen]

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isog ra gud ninyo!

kinsai isog dri?

boys are slave...heheee..peace!

bwahahaha.. slave diay ha, tan-awa nya inig maminyo ka..

[Tirong-say]

Sabot-sabot lang gud,have an open mind,wala lay plastikay padayag gyud sa gibati para sinabtanay,hold your egos and pride during conversation think and focus on things nga makaayo ninyong duha,it is as simple as that....

[seira]

this is not an issue that we have to argue at.. let guys put whatever rules they've got and girls can as well write as many rules as what we can think of.. but the bottomline of this, we jz set these aside when the "special one" comes along.. coz when we see him/her happy, despite of breaking the rules which we used to live, it definitely doesn't matter anymore, coz u too will be happy about it.. basta lng pud, not pirmi.. i mean breaking somebody's rule but will apologize sincerely doesn't cost u everything, no one's perfect anyway.. when you cannot make exceptions to lapses of you other half, believe me, your not into LOVE.. don't waste her time and even yours, coz your not man enough who deserves to be called "special someone" coz your jz not... and vice versa...

[pigrah]

Nice! Nice! Up ko ani!


awww common ladies, we cant argue with this coz its all true!

[babypaupau]

^^^ the said rules apply to some guys...agree sad uban girls. but not with me.bwahahahaha

guys can make all the rules they want but girls always have it their way. you cant help it, guys are weak for the most part when it comes to girls.

[Tirong-say]

guys just available in the market limited edition ni cya...biding strts for 1k heheheh

Naa man siguro ga-toble anang duol,naa may nang-haw as...

[dhingarhdz]

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear " the rules" From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are the rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials...

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Amen! Amen! Amen!

[seira]

to guys who will live with these rule straight forward, you'll surely live a miserable life.. trust me, you really will.hehehehe...

[monochromatic]

bsag unsa pa kaisog sa ninyo mga guyz.. mo kalay ra ghpon mo namo. haha.

[Fern]

guys just available in the market limited edition ni cya...biding strts for 1k heheheh

holy syet di ko ka sleep ani.... this is so traumatic waaaaaaaa