Man Rules

[agi]

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Let us hear the rules from the male side. Ladies.... wat d u thnk??

Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials...
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,'
We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

[rts1980]

hahaha!!! unsa kaha ika comment sa mga ladies side..hehehe!!!

[bisayaespesyal]

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball or golf.

ahw... sak2 sad gamai dah... wahehehehe...! f u can't beat them join them.. dah..kat.on noon q dota XD

[Fern]

hahahahaah ogoka ug utok aning mga babaey nuh!!!

For the ImPerium of Man !!!!

[cptn_star]

1. if we talk about things that you dont want to discuss about, try listening to it, you might as well would wanna talk about it...

[moz_k2]

ahw... sak2 sad gamai dah... wahehehehe...! f u can't beat them join them.. dah..kat.on noon q dota XD

nice
kaysa mga chix mi, dba.

ako uyab kay kita nidula ug mga demo games sa isa ka store ana dayon cya asa daw ang Devil May Cry ato.
Ask pud cya unsa mas nindot COD4 or COD5.
Magpa setup gani to ug emulator kay duwa daw cya mga mario.
hehehe

[ujin.gf]

girls are girls... be considerate naman guys sa mga feelings sa babae...

[tamse]

grabe.... di nlng ko ug laki..baye nlng ako....hahahahha...

[vw_rider80]

katawa man sab ko nag basa ani oi.

[shemustbeasnob]

true true women must understand men too!