A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was
talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so
there were no males employed there.
She then asked if there was something which she could help the gentleman with. The man
said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male
pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was
that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest
level of professionalism.The man agreed and began by saying "this is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent
erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering
what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is 1/3
ownership in the store, a company car, and $3000 a month living expenses...