Wisecracks, One-Liners & Put-Downs...

[unofficialplayer]

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The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"

[unofficialplayer]

here's a favorite:

"We, the unwilling,
led by the unknowing,
are doing the impossible
for the ungrateful.

We have done so much,
for so long,
with so little,
we are now qualified to do anything
with nothing."

[handsoff241]

i read it on a global from an online game:

player1: look there is something in your @$$!
player2: what?
player1: my eyes

player1: i wish you are my homework.
player2: why?
player1: so i can do you in the table.