marrying a rich guy

[sweet_freak]

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unsa inu e react ani?


A young and pretty lady posted this on a forum:
> I'm going to be honest. I'm 25 this year. I'm
> very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a
> guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that
> I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered
> only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not
> high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of
> $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask:
> what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those
> I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it
> seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to
> move into high cost residential area on the west of New York
> City Central Park, $250k annual income is not enough.
>
> I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
>
> 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down
> the name and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym.)
>
> 2) Which age group should I target?
>
> 3) Why are most wives of the rich only average-looking?
> I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are
> not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
>
> 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only
> be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
>
> Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
>
> Dear Ms. Pretty,
>
> I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are
> lots of girls out there who have similar questions like
> yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a
> professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k,
> which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes
> that I'm not wasting time here.
>
> From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad
> decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me
> explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do
> is an exchange of "beauty" and "money":
> Person "A" provides beauty, and Person
> "B" pays for it, fair and square.
>
> However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty
> will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good
> reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to
> year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence
> from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset,
> and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal
> depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your
> only asset, your value will be much lower 10 years later.
>
> By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a
> position, dating with you is also a "trading
> position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it
> and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same
> goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to
> say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets
> with great depreciation value will be sold or
> "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is
> not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.
>
> I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to
> marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself
> become a rich person with $500k annual income. This makes
> more sense than trying to find a rich fool.
>
> Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in
> "leasing" services, do contact me.

[sweet_freak]

desperada au sah? ahahaha

[nolex]

hahahaha!! monkey business...

[Sol_Itaire]

some wise mother said, "Don't go looking for a rich doctor. BE the rich doctor."

[nolex]

some wise mother said, "Don't go looking for a rich doctor. BE the rich doctor."

be the rich doctor, then someone will go looking for you..

[MalditohoN]

inamaw man tong bayhana uy....

[popoy2]

ahak bayhana oie.hehehe nagita lageg dato.hahaha

[bleed214]

i saw a similar post in Craigslist.com, but that one was written a bit better than this one.
let me see if i can find it, i saved it on my pc . ok i found it...

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST (courtesy of Howard Lindzon)

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.

I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.

Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation. With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic “pump and dump.”
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

[sweet_freak]

^^ hahaha...finance au para nako ang iya beauty...dili na jud mu appreciate kundi mu depreciate...thanks!

[pizzaburger101]

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty
> will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good
> reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to
> year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence
> from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset,
> and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal
> depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your
> only asset, your value will be much lower 10 years later.

hahaha bitaw...