joke for the day...

[mata_hari]

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Obama calls Gloria
(email From Rosan Cruz).

The phone rings in Malacañang.

Obama: Hello! This is President Obama. Could I please speak to that small but
great Filipina who is the idol of all Filipinos?

Ate Glue: Speaking…

Obama: Congratulations Charice! Everyone loved you at the Inaugural ball. Can
you please sing in the White House again for a diplomatic function…

Ate Glue: This is President Arroyo…

Obama: Oh, sorry… they programmed the wrong Philippine number in my
blackberry… sorry…

Click…dial tone…

[lm.kojak]

hahahahaha!!

[miss_shobie]

sak2 jud2/////.......... i wont cut my 3 inches ________ just for her no. hahaha

[DoggyUgTarush]

Nagbalikbayan ang anak ni Karyo after 20 years sa Amerika. Isang umaga, nag-usap ang mag-ama:

KARYO: “John, marami akong ITINURO sa ating bagong maid. ”
BALIKBAYAN JOHN: “Dad, please speak in English!!
KARYO: “John, I fingered our new maid many times! ”

[zney25]

Question: What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
Answer: You can unscrew a light bulb

[zney25]

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"

[zney25]

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before.

The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble."

The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and giving me hell for being out so late."

The first deaf man asked, "So, what did you do?"

The second man replied, "I turned out the light."

[pink_baby_f]

nice... hehehe...

[psyd_1]

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"

hahahahahahaha!

[blackmagic]

PARE 1: Ganiha ra ko tuyok-tuyok wala man gyud nangagda nako ug
kaon, fiesta man unta! May ka diha kay nanghingiki na ka!
PARE 2: Na Pre, ug wa pa nako daginuta akong kiki nakuyapan na ko!