A gorgeous hot lady was sitting in a bar
When one guy come near her and said:
Guy: hi there!
The lady ignored him
Guy: you caught my attention as I enter the bar, is it okay if I get your number?
The lady just makes a glance on him and said:
Lady: yes, if you have a BMW, a house in Boracay, a million pesos-bank account and a 7 inches *****, but I guess you don’t have all of them, so, my answer is NO.
Guy replied: I don’t have all of those, I just have Ferrari, an island, a billion-bank account, and EXCUSE ME, I WON’T CUT 3 INCHES OFF MY ***** JUST FOR YOUR NUMBER.
Hehehe
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11-28-2008, 12:49 PM #1Junior Member
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joke for the day...
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11-28-2008, 02:23 PM #2Junior Member
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Hahahahaha... !*************
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11-28-2008, 02:40 PM #3Elite Member
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nyc one.... hahahaha
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11-28-2008, 04:31 PM #4Junior Member
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awesome...post some more bro
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11-28-2008, 09:14 PM #5Senior Member
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ahahahha this one really hit me
I WON’T CUT 3 INCHES OFF MY ***** JUST FOR YOUR NUMBER.
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11-30-2008, 06:14 PM #6Junior Member
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hahaha.............
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11-30-2008, 08:01 PM #7
hehe funny ayo ang joke
Last edited by rockford_fosgate09; 12-12-2008 at 06:38 PM.
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11-30-2008, 08:21 PM #8Senior Member
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he he he he ulaw bae kamaojud ang guy
pun e pa bro
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12-01-2008, 06:48 PM #9Junior Member
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Juan: bay! unsa man tong imong geistorya sa akoa uyab nga PISOT ko?!!!!!
Ben: wa uy! ingun lang ko nga hapit naka tulion..
hahahahaha
Share pod mo dha......
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12-01-2008, 09:14 PM #10Newbie
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hahahaha.....
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