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    nobody sees me and nobody cares, yet
    they feel me and stop and think for awhile,
    who the hell is she?
    then go on their separate ways..
    heavens! where goes social sensitivity?!

    -the girl in the corner-

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    Don't make me unleash my super powers on you!

    gotta ZzzzZzzz. long day. FUN day.

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    if opportunity does not knock.

    build a door.

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    Remember the time we got drunk in Toledo?

    It was a night of sheer revelry.

    The afternoon began quite harmlessly. Everybody was modest and shy. One group gathered near a videoke machine, another group gathered around a few bottles of Red Horse and Tanduay.

    Jimboy, the smooth operator that he was, went from one group to another, passing around the glass of beer.

    When night fell, everybody was wild.

    The landlady and her husband sat in the backyard watching us; they were laughing as they observed the whole scene.

    I grabbed the microphone a few times and assaulted everyone's ears.

    We transformed the living room into a flaming dance floor.

    A lady, who in class was quite reserved, grabbed my hands and dragged me towards the center, and we invented all sorts of dance moves. Everyone else followed suit.

    It was pure riot.

    I made frequent trips to the bathroom, and I observed the hallway tilting from side to side.

    It was a night I won't easily forget.
    Last edited by josephdc; 01-19-2009 at 07:13 PM.

  5. #3655
    everything is so fleeting...
    so grab on to those you don't want to lose...
    hold them tight and never let them go..
    coz' if ever you take them for granted..
    one day they'll be lost in the flow of time..

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    I'm sorry. I lied.

    I didn't eat the double cheese burger you bought for me. I heard the cab driver talking to himself that he was hungry. I gave it to him and he ate it like he had a feast for 30 seconds. Looking at him ate it felt like I had a happy meal.

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    what matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

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    whats wrong with you people? Flush the toilet after using it and wash your hands.

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    the size of your 70-200mm canon L lens is not the size of your d•ck.
    its called compensation. think about it.

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