Wisecracks, One-Liners & Put-Downs...

[Alel]

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Example:

"Hey, not because I dont care doesnt mean I'm not listening." - Homer Simpson

" 'Tis always easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission" - MickeyPainless

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

A vasectomy means never having to say you are sorry.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

I am nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

If a thing is worth doing, wouldn't it have been done already?

Jesus is coming: everybody look busy!

Start a new movement - eat prune.

2B or not 2B? That is the pencil.

You're never alone with schizophrenia.


Bisaya: The Golden Rule(Dont do unto others what you dont want others do unto you.) : "Ayaw pag ingon ana, kung ingon ana ka, ayaw."

[nirdle_phogi]

I am nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

"practice makes perfect; but then again nobody's perfect, so why practice?" - AiAi delas Alas

[Alel]

PAGASA Report: "Dili madayon ang bagyo kay lain ang panahon."

[elaimakulai]

bisaya:
gi ingnan tika na ayaw ug adto ni adto jud ka, dah tan-awa

english:
i told you not to go to but you go to now look at?

[Alel]

"I would gladly indulge in a battle of wits against you, but I dont fight against an unarmed person."

[Dondon]

"I would gladly indulge in a battle of wits against you, but I dont fight against an unarmed person."

Haha nice one. Class kaayo nga insulto.

[pop_cola]

i think line ni cya sa movie. i just can't remember what movie...

[iamcreamier]

hmmmmmm...(think pako...hehehe.)

[miracledrug]

don't get high with your own supply


-scarface

[vladmire]

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.