If Operating Systems were Women =)

[blackdronza]

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If Operating Systems Were Women...

UNIX:
She's objective, very logical, and highly intelligent. She's not terribly attractive but she looks ok with lots of makeup. She's very tidy and a keeps a clean house. She only speaks ancient Greek and only listens to you if you use perfect grammar. She's very emotionally stable and refuses to argue. People seek her advice on the really important things because they know they can depend on her.

Mac OS:
She's even tempered and only blows up if you do something really stupid or if there's something seriously wrong with her system. She's beautiful and improves with age. She's very stylish and sets trends. She never lies. She is easy to talk to and you can generally get her to do what you want without much of a fuss. She's a good communicator and likes to talk to friends. She's flexible and likes change. She's always nice to people when they come to visit. People love her when they get to know her and she has devoted friends everywhere. She smiles at you when you turn her on.

Windows:
She has a nasty temper and often blows up at you for no reason. You have to fight with her to get her to do anything and she insists that you do things the hard way. She's extremely jealous and has been known to slip poison into the drinks of other women who come to visit. She even fights with her friends and it can take hours to get them to listen to each other. Even then, they only recognize each other when they feel like it. She has many psychological problems which carried over from her DOS childhood, although she claims to be over it. Her house is immaculate until you look in the closets and storage spaces where she hides all the crap she doesn't want people to see. Her house is full of nifty appliances and home electronics but you're lucky if you can get anything to work. Nothing in her house is where you would expect it to be; the kitchen is on the roof and the bathroom is through a trap door under a rug. She throws a tantrum if you rearrange the furniture. If she gets really mad she makes you go outside, ring the doorbell and wait for her to calm down and let you back in. She deteriorates with age and gets even more ornery the older she gets.

[MarkCuering]

@black, Here's my own definition to them... hehehe


MacOS is somewhat a rare type person, I find her so sweet and attractive but she’s to choosy and demanding on the person who likes to be her friend … She eventually hate lazy and timid person oh... Did I mention, that she love to eat APPLES ? Hehehehe…


Linux/Unix is someone who's Maria Clara for me; she's calm , truthful and a decent, adorable woman in the history of mankind . She got diverse similarities of a penguin in southern hemisphere, very industrious, hard-working and highly adaptable for life can live on both land and water . She’s lovable and kind but most of the time, guys who were jolly – cherry – silly don’t pick her often.

Windows are sexy and pretty, glamorous with different styles, she’s fun but can’t be trusted at all times as she was/is tremendously misuse and terribly abuse by hundreds of maniacs . From the word itself, she get out at front door every afternoon seeking some parties til the break of dawn and comes back home jumping over at backyard’s window, like a Trojan horse in the City Troy.

[ChaosOrb]

does anyone see codes being discussed around? Recommend for transfer

[silent-kill]

MacOS - high maintenance chix, loves to have complete make over, likes expensive stuff

Linux - simple in appearance but very intelligent, sometimes hard to understand due to her complexity specially when your getting to know her.she doesnt go down to your lvl of intelligence. basically a geek LOL

windows - ordinary chix, you can find anywhere even in colon but be careful looks can deceive you. She might be carrying lots of STDs LOL. very easy to talk to, very emotional sometimes stubborn and doesnt make sense. but most of the time a happy person to be with.

btw: this should be under software and stuff

[rockford_fosgate09]

bitaw wa codes kit an

[rigormortis]

kng ang mga OS kay babae prepare nlng daan kay daghan gyud kaau nag issues

[javapenguin]

does anyone see codes being discussed around? Recommend for transfer

Asa man ni e transfer? kasagaran coders diri man nga thread mo tan-aw, you are correct! no codes can be seen but coders look at this thread

[silent-kill]

interesting point javapenguin

[Tin_Tin]

isn't macOS unix too...

[ChaosOrb]

Asa man ni e transfer? kasagaran coders diri man nga thread mo tan-aw, you are correct! no codes can be seen but coders look at this thread

From the title alone you can tell where to transfer this thread. But the content of this thread doesn't even qualify to be part of Software & Games Section, I say this thread is suited in General Discussions or better yet, Humor Section. But let the MODS/Admins decide.