The Lawyer

[pardohanon]

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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new BMW in front og his office, ready to it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off the driver’s side.

The counsellor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialled 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a change to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the panel beater did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving , the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”

How can you say such a thing?’’ asked the lawyer. The cop replied, ‘’Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.’’

‘’Ahhh!’’ screamed the lawyer. ‘’Where’s my Rolex!’’

[excon]

stupid motha ****ah............

[Ronn926]

ngeks.. sayop... gi-unsa mn niya pg dial sa 911 if naputol iyang kamot... tsk tsk t sk

[Dondon]

ngeks.. sayop... gi-unsa mn niya pg dial sa 911 if naputol iyang kamot... tsk tsk t sk

Uh, just like the both of us, he had 2 arms?

[boylaang]

ngeks.. sayop... gi-unsa mn niya pg dial sa 911 if naputol iyang kamot... tsk tsk t sk

la man maapil ang right arm

[Ronn926]

m not buying it... sumhow, 2 sad ka kamot imong gamiton to get ur phone then dial... i dont know... syaro 1 hand ra gyud gamiton...

[deespter]

pwd ra isa bai ui..hehe