ahahha. post pa mo lain dha........
here's mine:
3 students, in different nationality, were being told to recite the English alphabet in the class.
American student: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L.................
teacher: very good!!!!!
Pinoy student: ey, be, si, di, i, ef, je, eh,.................
teacher: excellent!!!!
Bombay student: besidi, debidi, empitri.................
teacher: Pirated!!!!!!!
yellow? may i know who's on the line?
share ko lang....
pinoy ug amerikano nasa hotel in the U.S.
receptionist: (to american) are you going to stay for a week sir?
american: "im afraid, im not..."
receptionist: (to pinoy) how about you sir?
pinoy: "i am not afraid..."![]()
I thought my life is lonely till I saw a man with no arms but happily shakes his body.
I asked him: "You don't have an arm, why are you! so happy?"
He answered: "di ako happy, makati lang itlog ko!"
eto pa share ko lang ang sayings....
"the things you do defines you...." - batman
"iniisip nila ay hindi mahalaga, mahal kita maging sino ka man..." -robin

walay pang variety show nga joke diha?
kinsa man ang pinaka bogo nga superhero
bata1: superman
bata2: y man?
bata1: kay nagleggings nya nagbrief dayon...
bata2: taka lang ka dah
bata1: ngano man?
bata2: batman kay sunod2x ni superman nya gbaksan pajud...
bata1: aw oo diay noh?!
bata2: naa pay mas bogo bitaw...
bata1: kinsa man?
bata2: c robin kay sunod2x ni batman...
bata1:hahaha, sakto ka pero naa pajud cguro mas bogo oi!
bata2: wala nah oi ghurot nah nako...
bata1: c wonderwoman kay sunod2x nila nya ang bakos naa pajud sa agtang...
NGEK......HAHAHAHA
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