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    Default Blonde And Her Job Interview!


    A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.

    "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

    The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"

    The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.

    "And can you tell us your height, please?"

    The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"

    This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup.

    "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

    The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!"

    The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks -

    "What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?"

    "Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead...

    " I was just running through that song - 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday
    dear...' "

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    dumb! hahahah wala ko kasabot sa last part tho.

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    ang last part kay naka hinumdom ra siya sa singer sa nag kanta mao mandy iyang gi tubag sa iyang pangalan. hahahahaha

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    The blonde is so dumb, i wonder what job fits her?

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    ahahahahahahahaha....kalo.oi sa blonde!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshua259 View Post
    ang last part kay naka hinumdom ra siya sa singer sa nag kanta mao mandy iyang gi tubag sa iyang pangalan. hahahahaha
    OT: I think kay iya gi-recall ang birthday song every birthday niya...

    'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday
    dear Mandy, happy birthday to you..'


    @topic: Lol. This one's great. Haha. Kapoi smile woi...

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    ..mga beauty and breast diay ang kaliwat aning blondie..wakekeke..

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