Joke Time!

[templarz]

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SA PRUSISYON….

PARI: Ang mga boys, sumunod sa karo ni San Jose. . .

At ang mga girls, sa karo naman ni Mama Mary!

BAKLA: Kami father, saan kami susunod?

PARI: Hoy! Mga bruha!. . . Follow me!

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Mam, Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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WHO'S GUILTY?

Wife dreaming in the middle of the night
suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I am the
husband!"

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ERAP: (Nag-e-exercise) 1234 Amen...!
5678 Amen...!
8765 Amen...!
4321 Amen...!

JINGOY: Dad, bakit may pa-amen amen ka pa..?

ERAP: Kasi sabi ng Doktor ko... "EXERCISE RELIGIOUSLY"..!

[MeMing]

thanks for the laugh! hehe