An Arab guy went to the Philippine Consulate to apply for a visa.
Consul: Name please?
Arab: Mohammed Bin Al-Abdul
Consul: Age?
Arab: No, camel no AIDS only smell.
Consul: I mean how old are you?
Arab: Ah, 35
Consul: ***?
Arab: 4X a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Doesn't matter uh sometimes male, sometimes female.