21 Things Girls don't realize

[Siobhan]

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101 man gani nah.....

[madredrive]

maynta ako gf maka basa ani.. labi na sa katong ika 21.. kung kahibaw pa lang mo.. gkan ko night duty ha.. or graveyard.. tog ko amoa mga 9 mata ug 12 kita me para mag laag2x ug storya nya duty na pud ko balik nig 10p.m. nya mau ra ghapon.. hahay.. wala man gud xa kasuway unsa kakapuy ang graveyard..

[mediatrix33]

murag makatabang dah.....xD

[captstar]

for me, tinuod to tanan coz ingana man ko...but it doesnt mean that all guys ingana...d sad ta mag.generalize...lain2 jud ang dagan sa utok sa taw...

[alterX]

lisod gyud ning mga babaye oi! mangita gyud nang wala diha. naa man unta ta. sige padayon lang sa ta sa atong pagka bestfriend, txtmate ani. hehehe. itaguyod!

[aLohaBby]

maynta ako gf maka basa ani.. labi na sa katong ika 21.. kung kahibaw pa lang mo.. gkan ko night duty ha.. or graveyard.. tog ko amoa mga 9 mata ug 12 kita me para mag laag2x ug storya nya duty na pud ko balik nig 10p.m. nya mau ra ghapon.. hahay.. wala man gud xa kasuway unsa kakapuy ang graveyard..

mao ba?! so angay ka pakpakan pra sa imong hard work? cge... round of applause for madredrive! *clap clap clap* ay'g kabalaka oi kay wala na ju'y mu samok nimo!

[davio]

tinuud jud ni mga bro..

[rodsky]

A friend send me this....hope that it can help...

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about....

Ehh? Before I go to bed, I think about surviving a possible chemical, biological, and/or nuclear attack and how to reach safe zones and procure supplies and ammunition, if in case it suddenly happens. Because if I can't survive that, how can I go on thinking about the girl I love?

2) Guys are more emotional then you think.

She doesn't have to think--she already knows!

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile(:

In my case, it's her giggling.

4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

What? And lose her ability to compare my incomparable personality, wit and charm vis-a-vis other guys?

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

This one I have to admit, is true

[B]
6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

Heck if my girlfriend knew more than me about bomb disarmament, I wouldn't hesistate...hell, I'D BEG FOR HER ADVICE!

7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

Teasing is for amateurs--I GROPE!

[B]
GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!!!

Ooooh, very debatable issue there. Tsk tsk tsk.

9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.

So where does "she's like warm sticky taffy that flows sensuously into the holes of my desires" fit in?

[B]
10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

No...the waiting is the stupid part! And the degree of stupidity is directly proportional to the number of days the guy has to think! Don't think--ACT!

11)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something

Oh come on. What if I took valium?

12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is..Guys rarely say that.

If I said that to my girl she'd probably call the Mental Health Institute and ask to "proceed with caution and bring a straightjacket"

[B]
13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me

Are you serious? What if I'm about to take a dump?

[B]
14)If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often...

Oh for chrissake, that's seriously underminding our capacity to be um, serious!

[B]
15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking
something.

No comment!

[B]
16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them

No, we already know the reason for that (PMS).

17)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

What? And get terribly bored by the long mental shopping lists

[B]
[B]1No guy can handle all his problems on his own.

If she knows Quantum Physics, I don't see why she can't help out?

[B]
19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!!
Just because ONE is RUDE doesnt mean he represents ALL of them

Sure...and not all guys want *** too!

[B]

20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

An advantage if you have insomnia.

21)Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life

Or pay him back all that he spent on the flowers, chocolates, dinners that he spent on you.

-RODION

[splendid moonlight]

delete. wrong thread.

[sercor::jhumzki]

ka cute ani ü