God vs. scientist

[rockrhyan1982]

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God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, “God, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.”

“Oh, is that so? Explain…” replies God. “Well,” says the scientist, “we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.”

“Well, that’s very interesting… show Me.”

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man. “No, no, no…” interrupts God, “Get your own dirt.”

[i_am_fairy]

hambugero man jud ng tawo...sigekuno buhat kuno mog dirt?

[-shinobi-]

ug uyna nibalik sa lab ang scientist para maghimu ug dirt. :P

[ulrick007]

hahaha...sa GOD japon cya nangayo og dirt...dli man cya kahimo.hekhek...giro jd ang tawo...

[kornyedison_143]

nice one...

[- R e y N -]

mao ni sakto!hahaha

[g_em]

ug uyna nibalik sa lab ang scientist para maghimu ug dirt. :P

asa man cyag materials daan para maghimo ug dirt? haha..

human can make things out of something (materials)...

GOD can make anything out of nothing...

[fight4love]

hahaha!mauha ani ui..

[chaz03]

tsk tsk tsk.sobraan lng sd jd ning tao oi..hehe...bskan kbw xa na d jd xa kalabw sa god molabw jd..tsk tsk tsk...

[MisterLaO]

LoL.. nice joke!! xD