Callcenter Bloopers

[biskehzaoldyeck]

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Agent: We are headquartered in LLC ___(state name) sir .

Client: What is LLC?

Agent: LAPU-LAPU CITY sir..(ng boot boot ug hatag meaning)

hahahahah ug sa dihang na dunggan sa sup..awh..pasok sa jar ! haha

[Purrdition]

Purrdition: Would you like to take the survey?
Customer: No, thanks.
Purrdition: You're welcome.

[Lamusika]

Di jud ko kalimot ani ky 10 mins wa ka get.over pa ang customer ug katawa.

PLACING ORDERS;:

Me: Hi, Thank you for calling **** This is **, How can I help you?
Cust: My name is *** I would like to place an order.

(Verification pa unta sa account ang next, like account number, address etc.)

Me: How many

Cust: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: Oh sorry

Cust: No, HAHAHAHA (running 6 mins.) You made my day HAHAHAH

Me: (like what? ) ??

Ang customer cge lng ghapon ug katawa, every time muingon ko so first item is blabla unit price blabla and How many? nya katawa napud samokaaaa

[MarkVersa]

Opening speil: Thank you for calling Delta, have a great day!

diba luwas ang AHT kay opening closing largo

[volatile8]

Akong notes sa call kay naay word "Moana".

[sandy2007]

AGENT: "Good morning. This is (agent name) of (company name). I'd like to speak with Mr.(customer's name - without checking the customer's date of birth).

CUSTOMER: "Well, I don't know about that. He's only two years old. But you can talk to me, I'm his mother!" (and laughs out loud)

AGENT: "Oh! (checks the customer's date of birth) Oh, yes! He IS only two years old. Hahaha. Sure, Mrs. Smith!"

(we both continue laughing for a couple more seconds before getting down to business)

- - - Updated - - -

AGENT: (..listening to an Indian customer rant about how slow her connection is and how much she is paying per month..)

CUSTOMER: "..I've been a customer with (ISP name) for hundreds of years.."

AGENT:

CUSTOMER: (voice trails off) "..I mean not hundreds of years..I meant.."

(we both burst out laughing)