To the Gay community;
I don't mind if you dweebs register your names on a piece of paper for a legal union, I don't care. That won't severely affect the economy, it won't increase commodity prices, it won't increase criminial activity, and hopefully it won't spike up HIV cases. But one thing we are all asking is to keep your intimacy in private.
Nobody wants to see two grown, hairy men necking, petting and caressing in public. It confuses a kid and spoils my meal. For mother of God, please don't do it.