Translation...I was hoping someone could translate these two sentences for me?

[blueraiden]

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ka sweet sa imung pares TS!

[mio]

Gi career jud ug tuabg ni ceb3370.

[Wynna]

Nahigugma gyud ko sa imo dong ikaw ang isinggit sa akong dughan og gimingaw ko sa imo pay-ayo kasabot?

lage bisaya jud imbes nga maka balo ta og english ma bisaya man nuon wala sa oras aguy dodong ko

I am deeply in love with you boy, it's you who my heart shouts for, and I'm missing you so badly. Understand?!

yes, ,it is indeed Bisaya, but instead of learning the English language, I am now speaking the vernaculars . OUCH! it hurts! my dodong!

ambot oi na hemorrhage akong utok! hehehe

oh let me translate that as well ... I'm having a brain freeze hehehehe

[immersiondepth]

it means: teach me how to dougie...

hehe

binuang ra (just kiddin'!)

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[jofer]

i lab you dulur