Your 5k will go a long way in helping some poor folk do something for you. But so will an offer to murder someone - either way it's not a good thing.
I'll take your offer but since this is something that isn't kosher, so are my terms. My demands have to keep up with yours hence my conditions:
1. topless lap dance. You will be required to wear a mask like this during the entire act.
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v1/4...pg_200x200.jpg
(i have an avatar fetish)
2. shabu enough for 8 strides on an 8 inch tin foil
3. keep your 5,000
In return I will double your 20 page requirement. It will be written by a workmate who is a graduate from AIM and will be delivered to you in 2 weeks time...
2 weeks time.... in the most expensive and exquisite folder or envelope you can buy at National Bookstore.
Deal?