How to attract your crush

[quirkychinita]

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This is gonna be my first Post....

Imma Lady, one of the boys... Most of my Dude friends ask me this... And I notice that most of my posts includes how to attract, rekindle, romance the girls...

Okay, I'm spilling the beans. Ladies, sorry for spillingthe secret, but guys wants to know cuz sometimes we tend to get unpredictable...some of us... not all...


--When trying to impress her:Know her name. Ask her friends what she likes. Her favorite color. AND, if she's taken on not... If not, it;s ur chance!!! weee!!!!
--IF you can. Try accidentally bumping her and act like you really didnt mean it. intawn, ayaw pagdala ug anything liquid na pwede mabasa iyang sanina na bag-ong plantsa. Basing from her reaction, if she smiles and say, its okay ui! wala bitaw gituyo, she's a nice girl and di ka maglisud nia. If maningka na siya like "KABUGO ba nimo, sa kadako sakong lawas wa jud ko nimu nakita!" halaka, pagbantay. Mejo gamay ang chance.
--Eat out with her... People are animals.... they go out of their caves in the presence of food.
--Show her what kind of family person you are... My basketball pal has this style: Manawag kunuhay ug cellphone bisan wa kaistorya pikas linya and say "Ate, kumusta naman mu dia? Okay raman kaha mo? Mingaw na baya ko ninyo dia ha! AMPING!"... I dunno unsay nakaun sa iyang tulo ka chix pero nakuha man nia ilang heart....
--Pets.... Most girls loves critters... They say, men who takes care of pets are nice people.... Whenever I see men walking their dogs sa park, dili jud mahitabo na walay babae (OR bata) na muduol nila to say, ka-cute ba sa puppy!!!! and then sabay storya with the owner.... ahihihihi!!!
--If she's heart broken: Act as if suko kaau kas lalaki na nagpasakit nia... some thing like "UNSA!! kabaga ba saiyang nawung! aha man tu beh kay akung tagaan ug flying kick! Kaluoy pud nimu ui! di pud baya lalim na inga-naun kag basta basta! Sus oi! may nalang nagbuwag namu ato... Hali kaw! laag tah p[ara kalimut ka atung buanga to! " Wink, wink!!!!
--Girls love to shop... I know kapoi uban..., but when she's trying out a dress and ipakita niya saimu.... tell her how pretty she looks at the dress and tell the reason... example "Hala ui! angayan kaau ka sa shorts, long legged man diay ka ba?" "Wow! Ako na lang bayad sa t-shirt beh! kay angayan kaau ka, maklaro jud unsa kataas imung liug! witphew!!!"
--Tell her how pretty she is bisan tubagon kag "ATIK"... insist that its true... we girls complain about our bodies bisan kahibaw mi na naa mi ikabuga...
example:
Girl:"Tambuk na kaayo ko!!!!"
Boy: huh? Di man!
Girl: awa oh! 175 pounds?!?!?!? unya awa akong legs mura nag WAISTLINE NIMU!
Boy: sooos! ka sexy ana! kabantay ka atung mga sexy na characters sa tekken na babae? daku manlage silag legs beh! ka lami ra ana!
Girl; (blushing) ala ui! atik!
Boy: Haaaay, bahala ka dia, basta ako kung pwede lang na mahimo kung leggings nimu, sauna ra ko ni adto sa fairy para mahimung leggings kay suoton ko nimu....
eheheheheh!!!!
--kung nasuko siya nimu kay wala ka kahibalo unsay nabuhat nimu... Tagai syag something sweet and cold... ice cream.... studies show that people na init ug ulo gets calm in the presence of cold and sweet foods....
--kung mikalit siyag hilak for no known reason (kapila na nako ni nadunggan dong!), hug her... kiss her... and then hanggati siyag laag or kaun.....


daghan paman ko nahu na hunaan, pero so far katulgon nako... duty pa nako unya.... haaay!

Anyway, different dudes have different style.. depende sa pagdala....

ang uban muepek saila ang style ni bob ong...

ang uban kay madala sa nawng....


anyway, dudes, guys, boys, GOOD VIBES!!!!!

[THE KID]

kakapoy ra........

[velasco10]

hahaha ani diay ni? lol

[geo25]

I'm easy to attract. Just flash me a b**b or two.

[heisenberg69]

Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.

[THE KID]

^^ Hitch........

[sirfrancisdrake]

binaliha. igna ang guy ug 'ayaw ka-attract naq or ayaw ka in-love sa ako or bsin ma-attract/ma-in-love ka naq.' dba ma-attract na.

[quirkychinita]

kakapoy ra........

Yep! Kapoi au. May naalang i was born a woman.

Hahaha! Daghan au style ui so far kani ako naandan. Hehehehehe!

[SymphonyEtude]

specify daw if unsa nga target market na babae ani imo pasabot?
I'm sure that not all girls are like this but perhaps the majority are or maybe not by depending of their influences and childhood progress?

applicable pa ba ni sa New generation of society or okay okay pa?


bitaw, I always tell her that she is pretty no matter how. But she denies it. haahahahah

[cuteboy_kahoy]

"--IF you can. Try accidentally bumping her and act like you really didnt mean it. intawn, ayaw pagdala ug anything liquid na pwede mabasa iyang sanina na bag-ong plantsa. Basing from her reaction, if she smiles and say, its okay ui! wala bitaw gituyo, she's a nice girl and di ka maglisud nia. If maningka na siya like "KABUGO ba nimo, sa kadako sakong lawas wa jud ko nimu nakita!" halaka, pagbantay. Mejo gamay ang chance."

Ah kung ingnon kog "KABUGO ba nimo, sa kadako sakong lawas wa jud ko nimu nakita!"

BUGO sa imong cholesterol!!


"--Girls love to shop... I know kapoi uban..., but when she's trying out a dress and ipakita niya saimu.... tell her how pretty she looks at the dress and tell the reason... example "Hala ui! angayan kaau ka sa shorts, long legged man diay ka ba?" "Wow! Ako na lang bayad sa t-shirt beh! kay angayan kaau ka, maklaro jud unsa kataas imung liug! witphew!!!""

well this one remains me of my ex gf..kung mo laag gani og mall "tubagon dayon nako kapoi lakaw2x oi,why? usa ka balding sanina ang pangita.on og sukod2xron nya isa ra ang paliton usahay mo ad2 sa mga bra og panty na store maowow ko mo sulod..."taod2x away2x dayon, nya palitan ra nakog pagkaon pra OK nami..... but overall i miss those days and i still miss her..(T_T)