Ang Tunay na lalaki....

[R@uL]

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dli mag gara gara...

[hopeey]

emal .. hahaha!

[R@uL]

emal .. hahaha!

sayoha mata ah... heheheh...

[cebugdev]

pde naka pang-Mr. Universe kua hammer! wooo! hahah!

well..for me, real men know how to make their women cry but would never ever try. they know their women's worth and they tend to keep their word.



if they don't qualify here, they're gayer than gay! lol!

this is the saddest, most inaccurate, "Fantasy", real GIRLY definition of a real man.
murag fantasy man ra man ni, mao na dli makontento ang mga girls, if you ask a psychologist
this definition of a "Real Man" kay murag pang tomboy man ni or a Gay friend..


heres the closest to reality, sad but true but real man is socially considered as "assh0l3s"..

1. Real man KISS and Tell, specially if its not his GF but some random b*tch who he meet in a bar, or class!
2. Real man does not care about nails, hairs and what not, we only cares about LEGS, BOOBS, your body shape and your FACE!.
3. Real man calls you sexy and beatiful just to get laid. Real man calls you sexy or beautiful if it is true!
4. Real man calls you for booty call! and wants to be alone when hes tired.
5. Real man does not care about gossips.
6. Real man wants to spend time with you and ALSO his friends too!
7. Real man kisses you on wherever he likes, provided if girl kisses his back.
8. Real man tells you what girls want to hear to get laid.
9. Real man knows how to get your Ass and then sleep.
10. Real man needs exact information on what girl wants, real man cant guess what girl actually wants. Even girls does not know what they want.. true story.
11. Real man lets Hos know that HE wants them too.
12. Real man DO play games, any games all the time.
13. Real man chooses "BROS before Hos", then call her GF after drinking for some lovin.
14. Real man do imagine other bitches when making love to his GF, real man thinks hes a porn star too. He probably is mixing names when having ***.
15. Real man not Gay and lame.

Real men lives life to the foolest, leads the relationship and not slave to a girl, not soft and is battle tested.


TRUE STORY..

[R@uL]

ang tunay na lalaki.... walang list kung unsa ang tunay na lalaki...

this is the saddest, most inaccurate, "Fantasy", real GIRLY definition of a real man.
murag fantasy man ra man ni, mao na dli makontento ang mga girls, if you ask a psychologist
this definition of a "Real Man" kay murag pang tomboy man ni or a Gay friend..


heres the closest to reality, sad but true but real man is socially considered as "assh0l3s"..

1. Real man KISS and Tell, specially if its not his GF but some random b*tch who he meet in a bar, or class!
2. Real man does not care about nails, hairs and what not, we only cares about LEGS, BOOBS, your body shape and your FACE!.
3. Real man calls you sexy and beatiful just to get laid. Real man calls you sexy or beautiful if it is true!
4. Real man calls you for booty call! and wants to be alone when hes tired.
5. Real man does not care about gossips.
6. Real man wants to spend time with you and ALSO his friends too!
7. Real man kisses you on wherever he likes, provided if girl kisses his back.
8. Real man tells you what girls want to hear to get laid.
9. Real man knows how to get your Ass and then sleep.
10. Real man needs exact information on what girl wants, real man cant guess what girl actually wants. Even girls does not know what they want.. true story.
11. Real man lets Hos know that HE wants them too.
12. Real man DO play games, any games all the time.
13. Real man chooses "BROS before Hos", then call her GF after drinking for some lovin.
14. Real man do imagine other bitches when making love to his GF, real man thinks hes a porn star too. He probably is mixing names when having ***.
15. Real man not Gay and lame.

Real men lives life to the foolest, leads the relationship and not slave to a girl, not soft and is battle tested.


TRUE STORY..

sobra ra mn ni brod... hehehehe.. murag sobra cya...though naay point.. pero below the belt lang.. kay imo gi bulgar tanan.. ahahah and... kani na description sa mga players ni.. heheh

kung c jack black pa pastryaon (Tenacious D):

You don't always have to f**k her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f**king give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please


sometimes bah..:P

[mr.romantic]

ang tunay na lalaki malakas kumain

[adz]

ang tunay na lalaki.... walang list kung unsa ang tunay na lalaki...



sobra ra mn ni brod... hehehehe.. murag sobra cya...though naay point.. pero below the belt lang.. kay imo gi bulgar tanan.. ahahah and... kani na description sa mga players ni.. heheh

kung c jack black pa pastryaon (Tenacious D):

You don't always have to f**k her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f**king give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please


sometimes bah..:P

PAK! tua ra nigawas na imong pagka player sir.ahahahaha

[R@uL]

ang tunay na lalaki malakas kumain

og ang tunay na lalaki gigutom karn...xD

[R@uL]

PAK! tua ra nigawas na imong pagka player sir.ahahahaha

dah! aysa ha... wait lang.. ahahaha murag naglain akong lawas ani dah... ahahahaha... di ko player hap... i dont play if the girl dont want to play.. ahah pero atik ra.. di jd ko player.. ahak ka joy..:P

[adz]

dah! aysa ha... wait lang.. ahahaha murag naglain akong lawas ani dah... ahahahaha... di ko player hap... i dont play if the girl dont want to play.. ahah pero atik ra.. di jd ko player.. ahak ka joy..:P

ai sareee sir! bitaw dili ka player oi...pero kamao lang...hehehe



OnT- ang tunay na lalake kay magpa ka lalake jud..ahahahaha