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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion


    "Senator Enrile says self-pleasure is the same thing as using a condom, a form of contraceptive that was first used in the Middle Ages some 12 thousand to 15 thousand years ago… when Enrile was still a toddler."

    "Apparently, Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile is against masturbation because it aborts life. Well, had he opposed the staging of a fake ambush in 1972, he would have saved many lives then."

    OF MANIPULATION & MASTURBATION « The Professional Heckler

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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    Pasensya namo ni enrile ky dili naman gud mo effect ang ****** niya, unya sign of aging na pod na iyaha!!!

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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion


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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    Quote Originally Posted by tingkagol View Post
    "Senator Enrile says self-pleasure is the same thing as using a condom, a form of contraceptive that was first used in the Middle Ages some 12 thousand to 15 thousand years ago… when Enrile was still a toddler."

    "Apparently, Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile is against masturbation because it aborts life. Well, had he opposed the staging of a fake ambush in 1972, he would have saved many lives then."

    OF MANIPULATION & MASTURBATION « The Professional Heckler
    The Professional Heckler proves yet another wondrous point. One problem lang ng Pilipino, dali ra kaayo ta makalimot. Or that's how the media has taught us.

  5. #305

    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    In simple word, masturbation is a SIN.

  6. #306

    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    300 million sperm cells per ejaculation, meaning all other unformed cells are aborted? Unsa na man ni oi? So, if the woman is pregnant, sexual contact should not be done coz it wouldn't be for procreation. You can't possibly get pregnant na man coz you are already pregnant. How sad.

  7. #307

    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    something must have gone wrong during his phallic stage. . . Tsk tsk tsk.

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    Default Re: Sen. Enrile: Masturbation is Abortion

    that is sen. enrile's opinion..

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