surprise2 para masakpan

[Inbesebul]

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nindot man diay ni ato pud surprise atong partner noh. kay diha jud nato ma klaro ang tinuod. masakpan nato kung naa bay sakit sa iro o wala hahaha. kamo naka try namo og surprise sa inyong partner? unya faithful siya or dili?

[clinically.dead]

Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work. Even my colleagues forgot.

As I entered my office, my pretty secretary said "Happy birthday, Boss!" I felt special. She asked me to join her for lunch at her apartment. When we got there, she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Ok", I said in a sexy mood.

She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, and my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, my colleagues... all screaming "SURPRISE!"

And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED.


Moral of the story: Surprises can ruin relationships.

[mikesanjose*poet]

kuyaw ni ang surprise2x, basin ikaw niya noon ang masurprise!!! daghan diay mo!!!

[sasunaru]

And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED.

my.. di ko kaimagine sir.. i wonder what happened later. wait, is this even for real?

[azalpacir]

my.. di ko kaimagine sir.. i wonder what happened later. wait, is this even for real?

Heard alot of stories nga ingon ani. It could be true.

Still surprises are always meant to make the person glad and specially happy...
Mas nindot ang feeling nga masurprise.

[yiennahs]

trust.... obviously you don't have one

[yhantrix]

kung nagduda naka, then that's the time imong i surprise... i love suprise attacks! hahahaha!! everytime akong i surprise attack, dakpan jud permi!! hahahaha! labi na kung sa text, dali ra kaayo...

[THE LAST CLONE]

surprise; sister ni magic.. lol

[alkido]

my.. di ko kaimagine sir.. i wonder what happened later. wait, is this even for real?

daghan na sa text joke

[nilbud]

kuyaw ni ang surprise2x, basin ikaw niya noon ang masurprise!!! daghan diay mo!!!

mao2 hehehe kuyaw jhud