why do people say.. "can I ask you a question?" when they're already doing it? why bother asking....??
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad... yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
When cheese gets its picture taken.... what does it say?
If love is blind...... why is lingerie,surgery,accessories so popular?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea,malaria,dengue does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If you try to fail, and succeed.... which have you done?
How old do you have to really be to die of old age?
When you see a guy wearing pants almost to his ankles, are they pants that are too short or shorts that are too long? I wonder...
If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still number two? lol
Grape Nuts cereal. No grapes - no nuts. Huuuuuh...?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If a deaf person has to go to court... is it still called a hearing?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune right?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
Why do you they call it a hot-water heater when you dont need to heat hot water?
Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?
Why does men have nipples? what is it for?