Dear TIDE

[F.E.W]

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Letter of a very satisfied customer to TIDE.

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have.I've used it all of my married life,as my Mom always told me. It was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse as well!I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterdaytold me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.Well, gotta go, I have to write a nice letter to the Hefty Bag people.

[kit_cebu]

i really did not want to read kay taas ayo...pero glad to have read it...now my reaction.....hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha

[LeeLeePot]

i beg to disagree...

[gamay03]

hahahahahah cool..

[azaleayve]

hahahahhahahahahahaahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
very nice, clever,

[ladynes]

hahaha... abi kog unsa

[magizmo]

hahahaha... puhon ani kang surf napud. nice job TIDE.

[F.E.W]

mga mama, gamit namo ug tide..

[rexsavellon]

tinuod na ang story

[aku si Kahuny]

tinuod na ang story

L the f*ck MAO